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Five Laws Everyone Should Know – 2026/01/24

24 Saturday Jan 2026

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, 24th January 2026

Introduction

These are five common goodstrat laws that everyone should be aware of.

“Martyn Rhisiart Jones… Writes dry, merciless takedowns of data/AI/strategy hype at goodstrat.com.

Believes most corporate decks deserve the bin and most buzzwords deserve worse.

Occasionally drops canon: the Martyn Rhisiart Jones Effect, GoodStrat Law, Celtic Domination Principle, Georgie Lovering Razor, Valley Commando Principle…

Mostly here to remind everyone that clarity still cuts deeper than PowerPoint.”

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The Truth Behind AI Hype in 2026 – 2026/01/22

21 Wednesday Jan 2026

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New IT Bullshit for Old

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Wednesday 21 January 2026

In early 2026 the technology industry is once again telling big confident stories about its own future. These stories dominate earnings calls conference stages and investor decks. They sound transformative urgent and inevitable. Yet when examined closely many of them rest on fragile foundations and selective evidence rather than operational reality.

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The Truth About Data Lakehouses: Hype vs. Reality – 2026/01/18

16 Friday Jan 2026

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Hype and Misleading Claims Surrounding Data Lakehouses

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Bandoxa, 17th January 2026

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Let’s cut through the noise.

You’ve probably heard the pitch: A data lakehouse is the elegant hybrid. It finally gives you the best of both worlds.

  • The low-cost, massively scalable, schema-on-read flexibility of a classic data lake (perfect for ingesting raw, unstructured, petabyte-scale chaos).
  • The structured querying speed, ACID transactions, governance, and reliable performance of a traditional data warehouse.
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The Rise of Agentic AI in 2026 – 2026/01/15

15 Thursday Jan 2026

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Is Agent Orange Agentic AI?

Sir Afilonius Rex and Martyn Rhisiart Jones

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Paris, Thursday 15th January 2026

Strap in, you beautiful, trusting little optimist. We’re about to crank the dial so far past irony that it transforms into existential despair. It comes with a side of eye-roll. Here’s your precious 2026 AI agent prophecy. It is now properly marinated in contempt. It is served with a garnish of pure, seething mockery.

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The GigaOm Data Lake Report

12 Monday Jan 2026

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Nonsense on parade

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Tuesday 13th January 2026

This GigaOm report is a classic vendor-sponsored benchmark. Fivetran picked the competitors and shaped the test scope. GigaOm (as explicitly disclosed) executed it “as-is” with “compatible configurations subject to judgment.” It’s marketing material presented as independent research. It has several structural weaknesses. These weaknesses make the 77–95% cost savings claim highly misleading for most real organisations.

1. It only measures ingestion compute, not true TCO.

The report repeatedly calls itself a “TCO report,” but it explicitly excludes:

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Future Data Trends: Insights for 2026 Leadership

21 Sunday Dec 2025

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Segovia, 20th December 2025

Top 5 Trends Shaping the Future of Data, Analytics, and AI Leadership in 2026

I’ve had the privilege of leading a groundbreaking global study in partnership with a strategic client. During this study, I spoke with many key Chief Data Officers (CDOs). I also engaged with Chief Data & Analytics Officers (CDAOs) and AI executives across industries and geographies. The insights reveal how organisations are changing their data and AI strategies. They aim to drive real business value in an increasingly complex world.

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L’évolution des entrepôts de données en 2025/2026

21 Sunday Dec 2025

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Segovia 20th December 2025

L’entrepôt de données est mort. Vive l’entrepôt de données !

En 1992, Bill Inmon a inventé le terme « entrepôt de données » et a défini quatre règles d’or : orienté sujet, intégré, non volatil et temporel. C’était le modèle d’une forteresse de vérité, coûteuse, sur site, fonctionnant par lots et absolument indispensable. Trente ans plus tard, cette forteresse a laissé place à une plateforme cloud hyperscale. Cette plateforme peut exécuter simultanément vos modèles d’IA et le tableau de bord de votre PDG. Bienvenue dans l’entreposage de données de 2025.

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Evoluzione del Data Warehouse: Da Inmon al Cloud 2025/2026

21 Sunday Dec 2025

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Segovia 20th December 2025

Il Data Warehouse è morto. Lunga vita al Data Warehouse.

Nel 1992, Bill Inmon coniò il termine “data warehouse”. Definì quattro regole sacre: orientato al soggetto, integrato, non volatile, e variabile nel tempo. Era il modello per una fortezza della verità, costosa, on-premise, elaborata in batch e assolutamente indispensabile. Facciamo un salto in avanti di tre decenni. La fortezza è stata sostituita da qualcosa che assomiglia a una piattaforma cloud iperscalabile. Questa piattaforma può gestire contemporaneamente i tuoi modelli di intelligenza artificiale e la dashboard del tuo CEO. Benvenuti al data warehouse nel 2025.

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El Nuevo Almacén de Datos: Evolución y Revolución

21 Sunday Dec 2025

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Segovia 20th December 2025

El almacén de datos ha muerto. ¡Viva el almacén de datos!

En 1992, Bill Inmon acuñó el término “almacén de datos” y estableció cuatro reglas sagradas: orientado al sujeto, integrado, no volátil y variable en el tiempo. Era el modelo para una fortaleza de la verdad, costosa, local, con procesamiento por lotes y absolutamente indispensable. Tres décadas después, la fortaleza ha sido reemplazada por algo similar a una plataforma en la nube a hiperescala. Esta plataforma puede ejecutar simultáneamente tus modelos de IA y el panel de control de tu director ejecutivo. Bienvenido al almacenamiento de datos en 2025.

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