Category: business

  • How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale

    How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale

    How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale

    By Bartholomew Vance 📖 Internationally Tolerated #ContentFarmer 🎤 #SynergyEnthusiast 🤖 #TechGrifter 💻 #ThoughtLeader

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  • CEO BRIEFING: What Every CEO Needs to Know About Big Data – Revisited – 2026/01/26

    CEO BRIEFING: What Every CEO Needs to Know About Big Data – Revisited – 2026/01/26

    Martyn Richard Jones

    New York City, 18th January 2017

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    I’ll make this short, sweetish and to the point.

    These are the arguments that CEOs need to know about Big Data.

    It was written for CEOs and those who provide independent advice to CEOs.

    If you are someone who wants to be prepared for CEOs who are armed with the realities of Big Data, then maybe this is for you too.

    Point One: Big Data is bullshit

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  • Learning to hate Agile-at-scale

    Learning to hate Agile-at-scale

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    Cordoba, 12th May 2019

    Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is about to start!

    In 1998, as Programme, Product and Competence Centre manager at Hewlett-Packard, I signed the Agile Manifesto.

    At that time, I had been using elements of the Agile-method mindset for the best part of sixteen years.

    Previously, in 1995 I was trained and certified in Iterations, an iterative and agile-like methodology for building, maintaining and expanding data warehouses and data marts. (more…)

  • Postmodern Digital Stories: We’ve never seen anything like this before

    Postmodern Digital Stories: We’ve never seen anything like this before

    Picture2Martyn Richard Jones

    Dunny on the Wold, 23rd August 2017

    The prevailing conventional wisdom is that innovative technologies and their novel use are having an effect on many peoples’ lives. Indeed, the fascination with the possibilities offered by social media, the internet and the age of data is becoming all pervasive. Of course, not all is goodness and light. Some aspects, such as Denial of Service attacks, phishing without a permit and creatively-ambiguous chimping, mark the down side of this story. (more…)

  • IT’S POLITICS; Donald, Mayor of Trumpton, USA

    IT’S POLITICS; Donald, Mayor of Trumpton, USA

    iJNuUzKMartyn Jones

    Bornheim, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany – 4th August 2017

    Like him or loath him, the fact of the matter is that the 45th President of the USA is Donald Trump.

    Many see him as a blow-dried extrovert who can close big business deals and get the important jobs done. Others see him as an uncouth, ignorant and potty-mouthed bully, totally unfit for any public office – even that of dog-catcher.

    He may have lots of detractors both sides of the beltway, but Donald Trump, who has been compared favourably with Andrew Jackson, has retained considerable support, especially in the rustbelt and coal mining communities.

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  • CEO BRIEFING: What Every CEO Needs to Know About Big Data

    CEO BRIEFING: What Every CEO Needs to Know About Big Data

    Martyn Richard Jones

    New York City, 18th January 2017

    OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA
    Blue sky for professional data architecture and management

    Scope

    I’ll make this short, sweetish and to the point.

    These are the arguments that CEOs need to know about Big Data.

    It was written for CEOs and those who provide independent advice to CEOs.

    If you are someone who wants to be prepared for CEOs who are armed with the realities of Big Data, then maybe this is for you too. (more…)

  • Big Data on the Roof of the World

    Big Data on the Roof of the World

    Mount_Everest_as_seen_from_Drukair2_PLW_editOnce upon a time, there was a mountain known as Peak 15. Very little was known about it. Then in 1852, surveyors found it was the highest in the world, and they named it Everest.

    As with other significant challenges that we can identify in life, many people have been driven by a passionate desire to conquer peaks all around the world. This is just one illustration of those of us who can identify their significant challenges and rise to them. This sharp focus, determination and courage turns ordinary citizens into people who are invariably on a mission. People who know what they want. (more…)

  • Cambriano Risk Framework

    Cambriano Risk Framework

    Martyn Richard Jones

    This is the forward to a strategic paper on ETRM and risk management and reporting.

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  • Why Management Fails in Information Strategy

    Why Management Fails in Information Strategy

    In the dim and distant past most organisations struggled along with what they euphemistically referred to as Information Systems.

    They were Information Systems with no overall design, no elements of management and no architecture.

    Information Systems were built to show how the company had been performing in the immediate past, and that was it. (more…)

  • The IT Circus and the Infinite Loop – Part 1 – 2026 Remake

    The IT Circus and the Infinite Loop – Part 1 – 2026 Remake

    Martyn Richard Jones

    The IT business suffers a malaise, it also affects other businesses. In IT, like in other lines of business, much of what has been made is eventually sidelined and forgotten. If it was ever on the radar in the first place. (more…)