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Silly Season! Data Warehousing is Hadoop is Big Data?

12 Sunday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Architecture, Ask Martyn, Banking, Best principles, Big Data, Business Intelligence, Creativity, Data Warehouse, Dogma, Knowledge, Peeves

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Banking, Behavioural Economics, Big Data, Bill Inmon, business intelligence, data integration, Data Marts, Demagogism, Dogma, enterprise data warehousing, hadoop, Information and Technology, information management

Let’s get this baby off the ground

This weekend I read a piece on the Information Management website by Steve Miller with the title of Big Data vs. the Data Warehouse. It’s an old piece, from March 2014.

It was in response to a piece penned by Bill Inmon, titled Big Data or Data Warehouse? Turbocharge Your Porsche – Buy an Elephant, in which he singled out for criticism the ad campaign of a big-data and Hadoop promoter.

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The mythical low hanging fruit – The bane of IT and Data Warehousing

08 Wednesday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Big Data, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Dogma, Peeves

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The problem with Data Warehousing is that at a superficially high level it is very easy to explain, and it’s quite amazing that this superficially high level is all that a lot of people need in order to do data warehousing their own way.

This is one of the reasons why many companies have been convinced that they could do Data Warehousing by simply building lots of “cost effective” independent Data Marts. Of course they were right, right?

Well, no. Companies found that the more independent data marts they had the more costly and complicated it became to maintain them and the more costly and complicated it was to add additional independent data marts into the mix. That and the absence of delivery on other promises – such as data integration and singular views of the organisation – ensured that this approach would rightly acquire bad press.

Why did this happen? Again we can go back to the beginning. People were told that data warehousing was about using a subject oriented, integrated, time variant and non-volatile data store in order to act as the source for all data mart development, and ultimately as the source of record for all strategic reporting. The trouble then came in two forms: people thought they could choose one or more characteristic and it would still deliver all of the benefits of data warehousing, and secondly, people were convinced by consultants that data warehousing could also be a collection of data marts.

As Bill Inmon put in 1998: “You can catch all the minnows in the ocean and stack them together and they still do not make a whale”.

It may be informative to take a step back. In the dark ages of data warehousing not all the technology vendors were equipped to cope with the burgeoning DW market, and some technologies just couldn’t hack it[1] when it came to building real Enterprise Data Warehouses. So, rather than miss out on all of the jolly cash that was finding its way into the fighting funds of DW initiatives, they decide to cash in on DW by muddying the waters and pulling the wool over people’s eyes, whilst effectively fleecing the gullible punters[2].

From the strategy of the small technical vendors came the idea that you could simply have data warehousing by building lots and lots of stovepipe data marts – hence Bill Inmon’s remark about the minnows and the whale. These marketing strategies were also supported by those who saw their own path to data warehouse glory passing through data silos rather than via well engineered end-to-end enterprise data warehousing. It may surprise some of the readers that the Kimball approach and the Inmon architecture were so different at one time, but they were. Yet over the years the Kimball camp has moved closer and closer to the Inmon approach, whilst at the same time seemingly[3] maintaining an aversion for anything that isn’t dimensional and explainable in terms of facts and measures. Although, if we are going to be frank and earnest (Frank in New Jersey, Earnest in Chicago), ‘conformed’ seems to be the most overused Information Management euphemism of recent times.

[1] Not appropriate or adequate.

[2] EDW customers.

[3] It’s my appreciation and I could be wrong.

Mugged in Data Hell – Summary – На Бо́га наде́йся, а сам не плоша́й

07 Tuesday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Architecture, Best principles, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Dogma, Knowledge, Offshoring, Outsourcing, Peeves, Risk, Strategy

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Behavioural Economics, Business Enablement, business intelligence, Business Management, business strategy, Challenges, Data Warehouse, Demagogism, Dogma, Financial, IT Strategy, Offshoring, Organisational Autism, Outsourcing, Requirements management, Risk

I wrote a piece called Mugged in Data Hell.

It told the story of a CIO who was hoodwinked, cajoled, bullied, bribed and patronized into doing the wrong things, continuously.

As my mate Bill said, “It packs big punches, and doesn’t hold back with the shit-kicking truth”.

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Oh, no! Not again! – Business as usual in Data Warehousing

04 Saturday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Business Intelligence, Dogma, Management, Peeves

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Behavioural Economics, business intelligence, Demagogism, Dogma, enterprise data warehousing, IT Strategy

I’m in a board room, addressing the assembled bunch of socially challenged IT management and hangers-on.

I explain in simple language how they can and should do Enterprise Data Warehousing iteratively and agilely, and why they should do it that way and not take other approaches. I also explain how to do Business Intelligence, again, both iteratively and agilely.

They, the assembled suits, wring their hands and say “we can’t do it any differently now, we have to deliver everything we promised by September, or we are screwed”.

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Mugged in Data Hell – Perils of embracing the Faustian Side of IT – Part 4

04 Saturday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Analytics, Architecture, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Knowledge, Peeves

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Continued from Part 3 which can be found here -> Part 3


“The following week the full high-powered delegation from The Taffia Connection and BogartSys fly in. It was if an army had come to do battle with us. Uniformly slick, sullen and tacky. iPhone; laptop; knock-off Marks and Spark’s; check patterns; butt ugly ties; ‘plastique’ shoes; mismatching socks; ‘business’ rucksacks; all weather hoodies; and, worst of all, off-the-peg smirks just begging to be slapped”.

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Business Intelligence Principles: If you don’t like them we have others

03 Friday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Best principles, Business Intelligence, Peeves

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These are my principles for successful Data Warehousing and Business Intelligence, and if you don’t like them, I have others. Musings on being led by the nose by experienced practitioners of charlatanry, deception and obfuscation.

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On your way to Data Warehouse success? We’ll put a stop to that!

01 Wednesday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Architecture, Best principles, Big Data, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Excellence, Inmon, Peeves

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Behavioural Economics, BI, business analysis, Business Enablement, Business Management, data integration, enterprise data warehousing

One of the most soul destroying moments in the life of a data warehouse professional is when a key decision maker (usually backed by other key decision makers) decides to radically alter course, and “in a dance as old as time”, snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.

This can happen in various ways, but the most gut wrenching of all is this.

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Big Data reveals what lies behind Global Warming

30 Tuesday Sep 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Analytics, Big Data, Business Intelligence, Climate Change, Excerpt, Peeves

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Behavioural Economics, business analysis, Business Enablement, Business Management

You may well have seen all the climate change events around the world. 23rd September saw the biggest ever Climate Change awareness march the world has produced to date. Al Gore was there, Ban Ki Moon was there, Leonardo DiCaprio was there… even Prince Chuck was there.

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We had to do something – Massive DW/BI/IT Fail

27 Saturday Sep 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Peeves

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BI, Business Enablement, business intelligence, Business Management, enterprise data warehousing, IT Strategy, Organisational Autism

In a city centre office block, somewhere in Scotland, the conversation between the IT Business Manager (Bill) and the Information Management Manager (Richie) is in full swing,, Bob is irate because his successfully delivered data mart has been derided as unusable rubbish by the business people it was meant to serve.

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Be more idiot – business as usual in Data Warehousing

25 Thursday Sep 2014

Posted by Martyn Jones in Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Peeves

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business intelligence, data integration, enterprise data warehousing, Organisational Autism

Simple question, why do I write this blog? To enlighten? To inform? To help? To save mother earth?

Well, no, of course not.

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