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Artificial Intelligence, Genuine Bullshine: Why LinkedIn’s ‘Self-Driving Labs’ Can Swerve Into a Ditch

16 Saturday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, 17th May 2026

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Eine Sängerin liefert unter einem Scheinwerfer auf der Bühne ein gefühlvolles Solo ab.

More WordPress Third-Party Service BS: Our service provider OpenAI (“Just Another Boring, Desperate AI Startup“) could not process your prompt due to a moderation system. Please try to rephrase it, changing potentially problematic words and try again.

According to the shiny-suited ‘thought leaders’ currently infesting LinkedIn, artificial intelligence is now a fully-fledged scientist, and laboratories can drive themselves. But before we hand over the agonising, beautiful poetry of human discovery to a predictive text engine, perhaps we should ask why we’re letting middle-management buzzword merchants sell us the tickets to our own obsolescence.


Right! Listen! I was looking at LinkedIn the other day. Why do we do it? Why do we subject ourselves to LinkedIn? It’s a website designed specifically to make you feel like you’ve died, but instead of burning in a majestic, fiery hell, you’re trapped in an eternal, beige purgatory of middle-management synergy meetings. It’s a digital holding pen where sociopaths with MBA degrees and aggressively white teeth congratulate each other on waking up at 4 AM to drink lukewarm lemon water, take an ice bath, and “crush their Q3 paradigms.”

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DATA CRISIS: Lessons from San Isidro’s Wisdom

15 Friday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, 15th May 2026

Introduction by Sir Afilonius Rex

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A futuristic cityscape illuminated by vibrant digital data streams swirling above the skyline at night.

In my four decades navigating the labyrinthine corridors of global diplomacy and corporate grand strategy, from brokering late-night resource treaties in Geneva to architecting the predictive analytics frameworks for the Ministry of Defence, I have encountered every conceivable breed of intellectual vanity. I have sat in oak-paneled rooms with men who believed they could conquer the world with a pivot table, and I have endured the endless, droning presentations of modern techno-philosophers who mistake a vast accumulation of digital sludge for actual wisdom.

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HOW NOT TO: Exposing the Corporate Grift: AI and Entry-Level Jobs

12 Tuesday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones and Sir Alexei Lovering 

Madrid, Tuesday 12th May 2026

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A vintage balance scale is spotlighted on a wooden table in an empty courtroom.

Right, listen to me, you pathetic, scrambling little cogs in the late-stage capitalist machine! Gather round the glowing rectangles of your impending doom and let us vigorously dissect the latest steaming pile of verbal effluent from the High Priest of the Empty Platitude, the undisputed heavyweight champion of the corporate grift: Barnaby Swill.

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HOW NOT TO: Why Bernie Bumper-Book’s Predictions Failed: A Critical Review

10 Sunday May 2026

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones and Alexei Steel

Madrid and London, 10th May 2026

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A futuristic king-like figure commands an advanced AI system named Polymatch AI in a high-tech data center.

Alright, citizens! Gather ’round, because I’ve been standing in the queue at the local organic laundromat in Tufnell Park, and I’ve had an epiphany. I was looking at a discarded copy of The Posh Spreadsheet Quarterly, and there he was. The man, the myth, the human megaphone for corporate mediocrity: Bernie Bumper-Book.

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HOW NOT TO: The Dawn of the Digital Parasite

10 Sunday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Madrid, Sunday 10th May 2026

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Guests engage in conversations and technology demos at the Future Tech Gala in a grand ballroom.

The Dawn of the Digital Parasite: Why Your Business Needs a Hallucinatory ‘Partner’ to Finish the Job of Bankrupting You

By Barnum Blather, Chief Thought-Evacuator at Blather & Grift Global

We live in an era of “innovation,” a word that here means “finding new and creative ways to charge legacy brands $50,000 for a PDF that was written by a sociopathic algorithm.” But today, we aren’t just talking about chatbots that tell your customers to eat rocks. No, we are entering the glorious, high-stakes age of Agentic AI, the “Design Partner” you never asked for, but will definitely be sued because of.

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HOW NOT TO: The Silicon Rapture: Reed Hollowman on Why You Should Stop Worrying and Love the Bot

09 Saturday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, 9th May 2026

The Silicon Rapture: Reed Hollowman on Why You Should Stop Worrying and Love the Bot

By Barnaby Bluster Intergalactic Futurist, Alpha-Thought-Leader, and Man Who Once Met a Robot in a Dream.

There are moments in history that define the very fabric of how we pretend to work. I recently had the distinct, high-margin privilege of sitting down with Reed Hollowman, a man whose bank account is so large it has its own gravitational pull and whose optimism is so “strategic” it has been known to ignore the laws of thermodynamics.

Reed, a founding father of the Linky-Dink empire and a partner at Silver-Latch Ventures, isn’t just looking at the future of AI. He is manifesting it into a series of highly lucrative slide decks. According to Reed, we are no longer in the “Testing Things to See if They Actually Work” phase. We have entered the era of the AI Ascendancy, where the only thing standing between you and total global dominance is your annoying insistence on employing actual human beings.

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HOW NOT TO: The Vacuum of Thought: Why AI-Powered Orbital Synergy is the Ultimate Catalyst for Your Synergy’s Synergy

09 Saturday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Saturday 9th May 2026

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Surreal depiction of a multi-faced figure controlling society with media and propaganda

The Vacuum of Thought: Why AI-Powered Orbital Synergy is the Ultimate Catalyst for Your Synergy’s Synergy

By Brandish Blather World-renowned Futurist, LinkedIn Legend, and Thought-Haver with a Passion for Synergising Technology for the Good of My Personal Brand.

The first time you experience the sheer, weightless emptiness of a venture capital pitch, everything changes. One moment, you’re grounded by the heavy, suffocating “hyper-G” of reality, things like “revenue,” “logic,” and “the laws of physics.” The next, all that noise disappears. You are floating in a perfect, silent void of pure, unadulterated hype.

That sense of transition isn’t just what happens when you’re strapped into a billionaire’s phallic hobby-rocket; it reflects a “Quantum Leap” in the Space-AI-Human-Potential-Sandwich™ economy. I recently sat down with Major Tad Mumbleton, a man who spent 400 days in orbit and now serves as the Chief Vibe Officer for Void-X, a company currently building inflatable habitats and AI-powered space-toasters that will absolutely, definitely reshape the way you eat sourdough on Earth.

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EXPLAIN THIS: The Great Digital Lobotomy

08 Friday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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The Great Digital Lobotomy: Why Your Sentient Spreadsheet Still Can’t Make a Decent Cup of Tea

By Barnaby Blather (Chief Visionary Officer at The Institute for Stating the Bleeding Obvious)

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A sleek, modern conference room set up for a business meeting with panoramic city skyline views.

In the ever-churning septic tank of Silicon Valley buzzwords, “Agentic AI” is the latest floating turd we’re all being asked to admire. Our resident “thought leader,” the perpetually breathless Barnaby Blather, has emerged from his mahogany-lined echo chamber to grace us with his latest revelation: “The Biggest Barriers Blocking Agentic AI Adoption.”

It’s a masterclass in the kind of vapid, corporate-flavored “insight” that makes one long for the sweet release of a total solar flare. Here is a translation for those of us who haven’t yet replaced our frontal lobes with ChatGPT plugins.

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EXPLAIN THIS: THE SEMIOTICS OF THE ABYSS

06 Wednesday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Wednesday 6th May 2026

THE SEMIOTICS OF THE ABYSS: WHY EVERY CHIEF EXTRACTION OFFICER NEEDS A BRAINVACUUM™ PROTOCOL

“The most expensive sequence of vowels I have ever been forced to endure.” – Kenny Meh


By Barnaby Squelch-Toad (Founding Partner at ShiteLogic™)

(Imagine, if you will, a man standing on a stage. He is wearing a suit that costs more than your house, but it’s tailored to make him look like a trendy geography teacher who’s just had a nervous breakdown in a Muji. He is pacing. He is doing that thing with his hands, the “invisible accordion”, that all these “thought leaders” do. This is the prose equivalent of that man.)

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HOW NOT TO: Why Every CEO Needs a ‘VoidLogic’ Strategy

06 Wednesday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Madrid, Wednesday 6th May 2026

Title: Why Every CEO Needs a ‘VoidLogic’ Strategy (Or: How to Successfully Set Your Building on Fire While Smiling for a Headshot)

By Barnaby Sludge (Disruption Architect, Thought-Gland Inflator, and Professional Vapor-Salesman)


THE LIVERPOOL SCREAM (In the style of ‘The Fat Scouser’)

Listen to me, you tight-suited, Peloton-humping, organic-kale-smoothie-shitting sacks of corporate offal! I was walking past a boardroom the other day, a room so full of expensive air and low-level sociopathy it’s technically classified as a vacuum, and I saw a CEO. A man whose only contribution to the human race is deciding which shade of “Grey Despair” to paint the staff toilets.

And what was he doing? He was crying! He was weeping hot, salty tears into his gold-plated iPad because he didn’t have a VoidLogic strategy!

He’s terrified! He’s heard the buzzwords! “Generative Rectification!” “Algorithmic Synergy!” He doesn’t know what they mean, but he knows if he doesn’t buy them, the other boys at the Yacht Club will laugh at his small, non-AI-integrated genitals! It’s a con, you clowns! It’s the digital equivalent of selling a magic bean to a man who’s already sold his house to buy a specialised bean-holding glove! It’s Barnaby Sludge, standing there in a suit made of woven press releases, shouting, “Give me your money, or the computer will come to your house and eat your pension!”

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CONSIDER THIS: Decoding the Vibe Coders: The Illusion of Tech Knowledge

05 Tuesday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Tuesday 5th May 2026

(The scene opens on a dimly lit stage. ALFIE SWEARY stomps out, wearing a suit two sizes too small, sweating profusely. He is shouting.)

ALFIE SWEARY: ALRIGHT! SETTLE DOWN, YOU BUNCH OF SYCOPHANTIC MIDDLE-MANAGEMENT YOGURT-KNITTERS!

I’ve just been reading LinkedIn. Or as I call it, “The Digital Dementors’ Circle Jerk.” And I came across a post by a man called Barnaby Muck. A “Business Futurist.” What a job that is, eh? “Business Futurist.” It’s what you tell the police you are when they find you lurking outside a Dixon’s at 3 AM with a soldering iron and a look of existential dread!

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CONSIDER THIS: The Prompt-Engineered: Prophet: Banal Merde and the Great AI Career Protection Racket

03 Sunday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Sunday 2nd May 2026

While you were busy doing a real job, the world’s most expensive LinkedIn notification has been rebranding your impending redundancy as a “growth mindset opportunity.” It’s time to stop listening to a man who thinks “Vibe Coding” is a professional skill and start seeing the “AI Divide” for what it truly is: a desperate, corporate protection racket designed by a “futurist” who couldn’t predict a sunset unless it was written in a $500 whitepaper.

Listen, before we start, let’s just take a moment to look at the word “Futurist.” What is a “Futurist”? In the old days, a futurist was a mentalist in a silver jumpsuit who thought we’d all be eating pill-form roast dinners while commuting to a moon colony via jetpack. Now, it’s just a title for a man in a sharp suit who’s managed to monetise the act of stating the fucking obvious with the hollow conviction of a cult leader selling “ascension” for forty quid a month.

And here he is. Banal Merde. A man who looks like he was synthesized in a lab from the DNA of a LinkedIn “Top Voice” and a wet cardboard box.

His latest piece of career-advice-slop, “The New AI Career Divide,” is the kind of breathless, sycophantic corporate fan-fiction that makes you want to go and live in a cave and communicate only through the medium of throwing stones at consultants.

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Coco, el perro que superó a Wall Street

08 Wednesday Apr 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Big Data, Executive, Knowledge

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Madrid, miércoles 8 de abril 2026

Hola, soy Ricky Jonesy-Innit, jefe de Becci Boo Investments. La semana pasada nos despedimos de nuestro mejor operador de materias primas. Llevaba años trabajando con nosotros.

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Navigating Democracy: Lessons from Tony Benn’s Perspective

13 Saturday Dec 2025

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in governance, public, technology

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My sister was part of a group that offered support to the striking miners of Wales, Scotland and England.

They organised a public fundraiser and invited the politician Tony Benn to speak.

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Myth-busting: Data Mesh and Data Warehousing – Revisited

25 Thursday Nov 2021

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in agile, Architecture, Data Mart, data mesh, Data Supply Framework, Data Warehouse, Data Warehousing, hadoop, Inform, educate and entertain.

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To begin at the beginning

I am quite a fan of many aspects that sit under the Data Mesh umbrella. However, when it comes to a proper fact-based understanding and analysis of the history, place and architecture (business, data and technical) of Data Warehousing, the leading exponents of data mesh have it woefully wrong.

Therefore, the purpose of this blog article is to set the record straight.

The data warehouse as a place to copy OLTP exhaust data to?

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Responsible Use of Corporate Data – Almost 2026

03 Monday Nov 2014

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IMGThere was a time, Martyn Richard Jones

When absolute discretion was an essential maxim in the relationship between a liberal professional (doctor, banker, solicitor, architect, etc.) and their clients, but times have changed. They are continuing to transform at an ever-increasing pace.
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Overcoming Mediocrity in Data Warehousing and Analytics – 2026 Vibes

03 Monday Nov 2014

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“Anger is the enemy of nonviolence, and pride is a monster that swallows it up.”

Mohandas Gandhi

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Aspirational trends

The predominance of strength and innocence, better known as ignorance and arrogance, is undermining Information Management, and in turn is ensuring that many Data Warehousing and Decision Support initiatives are disappointments.

2015 will again give IM professionals the opportunity to regain some dignity and professional integrity.

First, by recognising that there are grave problems within IM; then, by slowing down and halting the toxic trends, carelessness and bad practices; and, subsequently, by reversing, through intelligence, perseverance and integrity, the ingrained and decrepit habits that still trouble the profession.

Present indications

In the rush to the bottom, we throw excellence in analysis, architecture, engineering and business understanding, under the bus. In IM as well as in many other branches of IT (Information Technology), mediocrity has become the new excellent, regular the new exceptional, and shoddiness the new normal.

Whether it is in Data Warehousing, Big Data, Business Intelligence, Analytics, Decision Support or Data Integration, we see that professional integrity and ethical behaviour – already enough of a rarity in IT – is being repeatedly trumped by short-term expediency, wilful witlessness, and the cultivation and perpetuation of dogmas, dysfunctional behaviour and dubious doings.

The Information Management sector is rife with elaborate charlatanry, partisan expediency and wilful self-deception. There is not a day that goes by in which we are not subjected to an avalanche of contemptible claims from rogue IM evangelists, DW neophytes and unsophisticated opportunists, who choose to simply make things up as they go along.

Manifest requisites

It is in the best interests of IM to raise the profession out of the ditch; to reform the profession from the inside; to drive sea-change improvements in knowledge, quality and professional integrity; to ensure a drastic reduction in destructive hype, deception and dogma, and to show the artless charlatans, chancers and snake-oil merchants the door.

Data Warehousing and Decision Support – if done right, and for the right reasons – can deliver tangible benefits to many organisations. Simply stated, if business information has a value in the realm of business and strategy, then it should be treated as an asset; if it is an asset, then it should be managed and nurtured as such, which means aiming to do the right thing right, first time, every time, whilst focusing on maximising confidence, availability and agility.


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Silly Season! Data Warehousing is Hadoop is Big Data? – Unplugged for 2026

12 Sunday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Architecture, Banking, Big Data, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Dogma, Knowledge, Peeves

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2026 Remaster

Let’s get this baby off the ground

This weekend I read a piece on the Information Management website by Steve Miller with the title of Big Data vs. the Data Warehouse. It’s an old piece, from March 2014.

It was in response to a piece by Bill Inmon titled “Big Data or Data Warehouse?” Turbocharge Your Porsche – Buy an Elephant, in which he singled out for criticism the ad campaign of a big-data and Hadoop promoter.

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The IT Circus and the Infinite Loop – Part 1 – 2026 Remake

10 Friday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Big Data, business, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse

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The IT business suffers a malaise, it also affects other businesses. In IT, like in other lines of business, much of what has been made is eventually sidelined and forgotten. If it was ever on the radar in the first place. Continue reading →

STRAIGHT TALK: Main cause of IT project failure? – Big Data Informs… 2026 Revamp

09 Thursday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Business Intelligence, Executive, Extract, Knowledge, Offshoring, Outsourcing

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We analysed all the big data and discovered that the biggest reason for IT project failure is people – Big Data Informs…

We had failed at Data Warehousing, Business Intelligence, Core Competence, and quite a few other things, so some bright spark decided to give Big Data a shot.

The first task was to identify the reasons for IT project failure globally.

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Nothing achievable is impossible: Challenges, Self-worth and Strategies – 2026 Replay

09 Thursday Oct 2014

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Remastered for 2026

I came into IT at the tail end of the seventies, joining one of the original computing pioneers.

It was a conservative company led by veterans, engineers, accountants, and sales professionals, with many ties to the US administration, the Department of Defence, and intelligence agencies.

My interests at the time were in philosophy, politics and economics. I liked meeting people and talking, and I also enjoyed helping people solve real-life business problems, so I was always engaged with corporate staff and executive management rather than with the real hard-core technicians and engineers.

The thing is, I had no idea what constrained IT, so I never had that baggage when thinking about solutions.

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What triggers a review of organisational strategy? An example – Remastered for 2026

08 Wednesday Oct 2014

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The way it is, and all that jazz

What triggers a review of organisational strategy?

Well, typically organisations usually shy away from major strategy reviews when things are just ticking over quite nicely. The old axiom of “if it isn’t broke don’t fix it”, has a lot of power of persuasion, even in cases where the logical and coherent thing to do would be to continually review strategy.

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Don’t fight the Bull, Isolate it – Deliberately avoiding the evident – Remastered for 2026

07 Tuesday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Banking, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Executive, Methodology

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Remastered for 2026

Much of my consulting work is done in the Financial Industry.

I was there when the crisis was prepared, when it was baked and when it was brought out of the oven.

There are many theories about what went wrong.

Most of them are misleading, misinformed or simply crap.

Mainly to protect the guilty.

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Mugged in Data Hell – Summary – На Бо́га наде́йся, а сам не плоша́й

07 Tuesday Oct 2014

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Architecture, Business Intelligence, Data Warehouse, Dogma, Knowledge, Offshoring, Outsourcing, Peeves, Risk, Strategy

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I wrote a piece titled “Mugged in Data Hell.”

INTRO

It told the story of a CIO who was hoodwinked, cajoled, bullied, bribed and patronised into doing the wrong things, continuously.

As my mate Bill said, “It packs big punches, and doesn’t hold back with the shit-kicking truth”.

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