Censoring Mister Jones
20 Tuesday Oct 2026
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20 Tuesday Oct 2026
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19 Monday Oct 2026
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By Barnaby Marrs-BarSelf-Certified Futurist | Bestselling Author of 47 E-Books Nobody Read | Former Columnist for “Forbes Contributor Network” (Anyone with $20) | Keynote Hallucinator | Chief Buzzword Officer | Global Thought-Distorter | 10M+ Purchased Bots | AI Prophet & Future Snake-Oil Evangelist
The Knackeridge Cottage, Bellender Common, October 19, 2026
Thanks for consuming my weekly dose of aggregated press releases masquerading as profound insight. Here at ClinkOut and across various unvetted blog platforms, I regularly regurgitate whatever basic tech PR agencies throw into my inbox.
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By Barnaby Muck
Mantra-Spouting Futurist | Bestselling Pamphleteer of 23 Inane Tomes | Columnist for ‘The Financial Farce’ | Foppish Boardroom Advisor | Global Tech Snake-Oil Salesman | 5M+ Brainwashed Followers
Hello, you tragic, suit-wearing middle-management drones! Thank you for wasting a precious slice of your fleeting mortality reading my latest drivel, Tokenmaxxing: The Dangerous New Corporate Brain-Rot Businesses Need to Abort Immediately. Here on JobStalker and at The Financial Farce, I regularly spew unsolicited platitudes about management and technology trends with the supreme confidence of a man who has never done an honest day’s work in his life.
Continue reading30 Wednesday Sep 2026
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La arriesgada apuesta de Sánchez: Por qué la crisis de la vivienda en España podría destrozar a la oposición
Por Martyn Rhisiart Jones, nuestro corresponsal político sénior
Si quieres entender por qué la política española parece estar constantemente al borde del colapso, pasea por cualquier barrio residencial de Madrid, Barcelona, Santiago de Compostela o Málaga. En lo alto de las avenidas arboladas, cuelgan pancartas escritas a mano de las barandillas de los balcones: «Casas para vivir, no para invertir».
Continue reading30 Wednesday Sep 2026
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Sánchez’s High-Stakes Gamble: Why Spain’s Housing Crisis Could Shatter the Opposition
By Martyn Rhisiart Jones, Our Senior Political Correspondent, European Desk
If you want to understand why Spanish politics feels so persistently on the verge of a nervous breakdown, wander through any residential district in Madrid, Barcelona, Santiago de Compostela, or Málaga. High above the tree-lined avenues, handwritten banners hang limp from balcony railings: “Casas para vivir, no para invertir” (Homes to live in, not to invest in).
Continue reading29 Tuesday Sep 2026
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There was a time, not so long ago, when those of us working at the bleeding edge of the technology industry operated under a simple, unspoken rule of thumb: never, under any circumstances, switch off your computer.
Continue reading28 Monday Sep 2026
Posted in data architecture, Data Supply Framework
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For centuries, human beings looked to the skies, the flight of birds, or the sudden appearance of a black cat to divine what lay ahead. In folklore, ignoring a portent was a recipe for ruin. Today, modern enterprises look down at dashboard metrics rather than up at the clouds—yet the fundamental search for foresight remains unchanged.
Continue reading27 Sunday Sep 2026
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Author: Martyn Rhisiart Jones – Date published: 27th September 2026
Web site: martyn.es – Facebook: Good Strat – LinkedIn Group: The Big Data Contrarians
It doesn’t matter what you’re trying to build, what grand architectural strategy you’ve pitched to the board, or whether you even know what you’re doing in the first place. When a project implodes, there is one universal, infallible get-out-of-jail-free card: blame the quality of the data.
Continue reading25 Friday Sep 2026
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Author: Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Published: 20th September 2026
Oza-Cesuras, Spain
How Toy Helicopters, Roomba Tanks, and Glorified Spreadsheets Are Saving the Army of Planet Zog By Barnaby Mugg, Professional Hot-Air Vendor and Thought-Leader Extraordinary
The High Command of Planet Zog’s Armed Forces is embarking on another dazzlingly expensive rebranding exercise. Having watched too many viral clips from Eastern European mud fields, the Ministry of Mild Inconvenience is pivoting hard toward self-flying plastic gadgets, RC lawnmowers, and algorithmic magic tricks.
Continue reading23 Wednesday Sep 2026
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How Slough Systems Is Bringing Magic Buzzword Generators To The Factory Floor
Nigel Ponsonby-Smyth
📖 Internationally Self-Proclaimed #ThoughtLord 🎤 #KeynoteBabbler 🤖 #Futurist💻 #Synergy, #Tech & #Grift Advisor
September 23, 2026
Thank you for reading my latest piece of unadulterated marketing waffle, How Slough Systems Is Bringing Magic Buzzword Generators To The Factory Floor. Here at LinkedIn and at The Daily Express, I regularly spew boilerplate buzzwords about management trends I barely understand.
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Continue reading21 Monday Sep 2026
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Continue reading“Tired of chasing data silver bullets? It’s time to stop worshipping the hype, dismantle the buzzwords, and build data architectures that actually work.”
21 Monday Sep 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Leadership 7s

ARE YOU LEADING OR JUST HOLDING THE TITLE?
21 Monday Sep 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Leadership 7s

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NEW BOOK BY MARTYN JONES CHALLENGES THE CORPORATE LEADERSHIP MYTH
Continue reading21 Monday Sep 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Leadership 7s

Leadership books are everywhere, yet real leadership has never felt rarer. In Good Leader, Bad Leader, veteran strategist and sharp-eyed commentator Martyn Jones cuts through the sanitized corporate clichés to deliver an electrifying, unvarnished look at what actually drives executive success—and what triggers disastrous failure.
Continue reading21 Monday Sep 2026
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Investing millions in enterprise data is easy. Delivering real business value isn’t.
Why do so many modern analytics initiatives struggle to move the needle despite rising budgets and increasingly complex tech stacks?
Continue reading20 Sunday Sep 2026
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Laughing@Data.Com (often discussed alongside The 2030 Data Agenda essays and writings) is a satirical and polemical book by veteran data architect and consultant Martyn Rhisiart Jones.
Part memoir, part industry autopsy, and part manifesto, the book takes a witty and sharp look at the absurdity of the IT and enterprise data world. Rather than being another standard tech guide, it functions as a survival manual for anyone dealing with corporate tech hype cycles.
Continue reading20 Sunday Sep 2026
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Meta-Meta Description: Discover how data architecture, data meshes, and entity resolution can end offshore tax evasion in Martyn Jones’s fascinating, educational, entertaining and informative book, Revealing Wealth.
Every year, an estimated $480 billion in tax revenue is lost to offshore accounts, shell companies, and opaque trusts. While investigative leaks like the Panama Papers periodically expose illicit financial flows, enterprise data architect Martyn Richard Jones argues that relying on whistleblowers is not enough.
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Unmasking Trillions: How Data Architecture Can Solve Global Tax Evasion
Every year, an estimated $480 billion in tax revenue vanishes into thin air—funnelled through a labyrinth of shell companies, hidden bank accounts, and anonymous trusts. In 2016, the world watched in awe as the Panama Papers leaked 11.5 million financial documents, exposing the secretive offshore holdings of world leaders, billionaires, and celebrities. But while investigative journalists rely on luck and whistleblowers to expose these scandals, data architect Martyn Rhisiart Jones offers a permanent solution in his book, Revealing Wealth: Combatting Tax Evasion with Data, Political Will and Technology.
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Revealing Wealth: Combatting Tax Evasion with Data, Political Will and Technology is a book by enterprise data architect and consultant Martyn Richard Jones.
Continue reading04 Friday Sep 2026
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Why The Synthetic Intelligence Panic Is Actually A Plumbing Problem
Barnaby Mince

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📖 Internationally Unavoidable #OpinionHauler 🎤 #KeynoteMegaphone 🤖 #Delusionist 💻 #Synergy & #BuzzwordTherapist
Darlings, thank you for glancing at my latest brain-dump. Here on ProfessionalBrag and The Daily Wealth, I share insights about corporate fads. To absorb more of my radiance, click ‘Surrender’. Additionally, goodstrat guides how I present ideas in my digital echo chamber via Chirper, FaceTome, InstaGlam, and newsletters.
Continue reading26 Wednesday Aug 2026

Barnaby Smug-Pratt
📖 Internationally Ignored Author 🎤 Keynote Smug-Monger 🤖 Delusional Futurist 💻 LinkedIn Content-Pumper
Thank you for taking five seconds out of your rapidly declining life span to read my latest piece of regurgitated PR drivel: The Global Patent Power Shift. Here on LinkedIn, I regularly publish 800-word corporate press releases cleverly disguised as “visionary thought leadership.”
To read my future drivel… and trust me, there is an endless supply… simply click ‘Follow’, subscribe to my 14 useless newsletters, or buy my latest book, AI Strategy: How to Fire Your Staff and Blame an Algorithm.
Continue reading25 Tuesday Aug 2026

Pip: If you have ever looked at your organisation’s data landscape and thought “this resembles a motorway junction designed by someone who hates drivers,” then Martyn Jones has a blueprint with your name on it.
Mara: This episode follows a series of posts introducing the Data Logistics Hub — covering what the concept is, why the pain points are real, how strategy and architecture hold it together, and what the actual components look like in practice.
Pip: Let’s start with the foundations — what the hub is and why it exists.
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Pip: Good strategy, they say, means knowing when the pitch is real and when it’s a brochure with ambitions. Martyn Jones has been stress-testing that distinction — and today we’re looking at what happens when data architecture meets vendor enthusiasm.
Mara: This episode covers one substantial territory: data lakehouses — the claim, the reality, and the gap between them that organisations are quietly discovering in production.
Pip: Let’s get into it.
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Pip: Good Strategy Rebellion — where the sacred cows of enterprise tech get a proper going-over. Today we’re deep in the data wars, asking whether the industry’s favourite architectural revolution is actually a revolution, or just the same old chaos in a new lanyard.
Mara: Martyn Jones has been writing about exactly that — covering the case against Data Mesh, what it means for how organisations actually govern and use their data, and why the rational data warehouse keeps refusing to stay dead.
Pip: Let’s start with the bonfire.
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