Censoring Mister Jones
20 Tuesday Oct 2026
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20 Tuesday Oct 2026
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19 Monday Oct 2026
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By Barnaby Marrs-BarSelf-Certified Futurist | Bestselling Author of 47 E-Books Nobody Read | Former Columnist for “Forbes Contributor Network” (Anyone with $20) | Keynote Hallucinator | Chief Buzzword Officer | Global Thought-Distorter | 10M+ Purchased Bots | AI Prophet & Future Snake-Oil Evangelist
The Knackeridge Cottage, Bellender Common, October 19, 2026
Thanks for consuming my weekly dose of aggregated press releases masquerading as profound insight. Here at ClinkOut and across various unvetted blog platforms, I regularly regurgitate whatever basic tech PR agencies throw into my inbox.
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By Barnaby Muck
Mantra-Spouting Futurist | Bestselling Pamphleteer of 23 Inane Tomes | Columnist for ‘The Financial Farce’ | Foppish Boardroom Advisor | Global Tech Snake-Oil Salesman | 5M+ Brainwashed Followers
Hello, you tragic, suit-wearing middle-management drones! Thank you for wasting a precious slice of your fleeting mortality reading my latest drivel, Tokenmaxxing: The Dangerous New Corporate Brain-Rot Businesses Need to Abort Immediately. Here on JobStalker and at The Financial Farce, I regularly spew unsolicited platitudes about management and technology trends with the supreme confidence of a man who has never done an honest day’s work in his life.
Continue reading30 Wednesday Sep 2026
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La arriesgada apuesta de Sánchez: Por qué la crisis de la vivienda en España podría destrozar a la oposición
Por Martyn Rhisiart Jones, nuestro corresponsal político sénior
Si quieres entender por qué la política española parece estar constantemente al borde del colapso, pasea por cualquier barrio residencial de Madrid, Barcelona, Santiago de Compostela o Málaga. En lo alto de las avenidas arboladas, cuelgan pancartas escritas a mano de las barandillas de los balcones: «Casas para vivir, no para invertir».
Continue reading30 Wednesday Sep 2026
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Sánchez’s High-Stakes Gamble: Why Spain’s Housing Crisis Could Shatter the Opposition
By Martyn Rhisiart Jones, Our Senior Political Correspondent, European Desk
If you want to understand why Spanish politics feels so persistently on the verge of a nervous breakdown, wander through any residential district in Madrid, Barcelona, Santiago de Compostela, or Málaga. High above the tree-lined avenues, handwritten banners hang limp from balcony railings: “Casas para vivir, no para invertir” (Homes to live in, not to invest in).
Continue reading29 Tuesday Sep 2026
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There was a time, not so long ago, when those of us working at the bleeding edge of the technology industry operated under a simple, unspoken rule of thumb: never, under any circumstances, switch off your computer.
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Author: Martyn Rhisiart Jones – Date published: 27th September 2026
Web site: martyn.es – Facebook: Good Strat – LinkedIn Group: The Big Data Contrarians
It doesn’t matter what you’re trying to build, what grand architectural strategy you’ve pitched to the board, or whether you even know what you’re doing in the first place. When a project implodes, there is one universal, infallible get-out-of-jail-free card: blame the quality of the data.
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Author: Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Published: 20th September 2026
Oza-Cesuras, Spain
How Toy Helicopters, Roomba Tanks, and Glorified Spreadsheets Are Saving the Army of Planet Zog By Barnaby Mugg, Professional Hot-Air Vendor and Thought-Leader Extraordinary
The High Command of Planet Zog’s Armed Forces is embarking on another dazzlingly expensive rebranding exercise. Having watched too many viral clips from Eastern European mud fields, the Ministry of Mild Inconvenience is pivoting hard toward self-flying plastic gadgets, RC lawnmowers, and algorithmic magic tricks.
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ARE YOU LEADING OR JUST HOLDING THE TITLE?
21 Monday Sep 2026
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NEW BOOK BY MARTYN JONES CHALLENGES THE CORPORATE LEADERSHIP MYTH
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Leadership books are everywhere, yet real leadership has never felt rarer. In Good Leader, Bad Leader, veteran strategist and sharp-eyed commentator Martyn Jones cuts through the sanitized corporate clichés to deliver an electrifying, unvarnished look at what actually drives executive success—and what triggers disastrous failure.
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Investing millions in enterprise data is easy. Delivering real business value isn’t.
Why do so many modern analytics initiatives struggle to move the needle despite rising budgets and increasingly complex tech stacks?
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Laughing@Data.Com (often discussed alongside The 2030 Data Agenda essays and writings) is a satirical and polemical book by veteran data architect and consultant Martyn Rhisiart Jones.
Part memoir, part industry autopsy, and part manifesto, the book takes a witty and sharp look at the absurdity of the IT and enterprise data world. Rather than being another standard tech guide, it functions as a survival manual for anyone dealing with corporate tech hype cycles.
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Meta-Meta Description: Discover how data architecture, data meshes, and entity resolution can end offshore tax evasion in Martyn Jones’s fascinating, educational, entertaining and informative book, Revealing Wealth.
Every year, an estimated $480 billion in tax revenue is lost to offshore accounts, shell companies, and opaque trusts. While investigative leaks like the Panama Papers periodically expose illicit financial flows, enterprise data architect Martyn Richard Jones argues that relying on whistleblowers is not enough.
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Unmasking Trillions: How Data Architecture Can Solve Global Tax Evasion
Every year, an estimated $480 billion in tax revenue vanishes into thin air—funnelled through a labyrinth of shell companies, hidden bank accounts, and anonymous trusts. In 2016, the world watched in awe as the Panama Papers leaked 11.5 million financial documents, exposing the secretive offshore holdings of world leaders, billionaires, and celebrities. But while investigative journalists rely on luck and whistleblowers to expose these scandals, data architect Martyn Rhisiart Jones offers a permanent solution in his book, Revealing Wealth: Combatting Tax Evasion with Data, Political Will and Technology.
Continue reading04 Friday Sep 2026
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Why The Synthetic Intelligence Panic Is Actually A Plumbing Problem
Barnaby Mince

A rain-slicked boardwalk leads beside rough waves beneath a dramatic purple storm sky.
📖 Internationally Unavoidable #OpinionHauler 🎤 #KeynoteMegaphone 🤖 #Delusionist 💻 #Synergy & #BuzzwordTherapist
Darlings, thank you for glancing at my latest brain-dump. Here on ProfessionalBrag and The Daily Wealth, I share insights about corporate fads. To absorb more of my radiance, click ‘Surrender’. Additionally, goodstrat guides how I present ideas in my digital echo chamber via Chirper, FaceTome, InstaGlam, and newsletters.
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Barnaby Smug-Pratt
📖 Internationally Ignored Author 🎤 Keynote Smug-Monger 🤖 Delusional Futurist 💻 LinkedIn Content-Pumper
Thank you for taking five seconds out of your rapidly declining life span to read my latest piece of regurgitated PR drivel: The Global Patent Power Shift. Here on LinkedIn, I regularly publish 800-word corporate press releases cleverly disguised as “visionary thought leadership.”
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Continue reading24 Monday Aug 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Oxford, Planning
How InSilico-Con Is Using Algorithmic Magic to Reinvent the Thought Leadership Grift
Barnaby Buzzword
Self-Certified Synergist | Keynote Vapourware Evangelist | Top 0.0001% LinkedIn Noise-Polluter | “Buy My PDF or the Future Will Eat You Alive”
Thank you for consuming my latest mandatory content dump. Here at LinkedIn and The Daily Capitalism, I regularly regurgitate press releases as profound strategic foresight.
To ensure you never miss a single drop of my relentless intellectual spam, simply hit ‘Follow’, subscribe to my twelve identical newsletters, smash that notification bell, follow my TikTok, and pray for the sweet release of death.
Continue reading22 Saturday Aug 2026
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, Business, cockroaches for capitalism, evading tax by going offshore, finance, hiding wealth offshore, how oxford saved the celtic notion of domination, my middle name is rhisiart, riding the celtic wave, robbing the common good, technology, the epicentre of celtic glamour, the greatest story ever told, the wild literary world of martyn jones, wales teaches israel a lesson, wealthy liars caught in the open
By Samantha Sterling Parker, Long FT Weekend
Madrid, Monday 9th March 2026
Book Review: Revealing Wealth: Combatting Tax Evasion with Data, Political Will and Technology by Martyn Jones
In an age defined by algorithms, trillion-dollar tech companies, and data flowing across borders at the speed of light, one of the oldest problems in civilisation persists: how the wealthy avoid paying their share of tax. In Revealing Wealth, Martyn Jones argues that the real scandal is not simply that tax evasion exists, but that in a data-rich world we still allow it to thrive.
Continue reading21 Friday Aug 2026
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anthropology, behaviour, having a laugh at the expense of IT charlatans and grifters, liars on linkedin and x, liars-bluff, the bernard marr grift
How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale
By Bartholomew Vance 📖 Internationally Tolerated #ContentFarmer 🎤 #SynergyEnthusiast 🤖 #TechGrifter 💻 #ThoughtLeader

Thank you for accidentally clicking on my latest article. Here on the Corporate Sycophant Network (formerly LinkedIn) and at Plutocrat Weekly, I regularly write about whatever management buzzwords will get me the most engagement this quarter. To read my future articles, simply surrender your data by clicking ‘Follow’. Subscribe to my newsletters: AI & Your Impending Redundancy | The Race to the Bottom | The Future of Work (Is No Work).
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being on best behaviour for the new eastern european nazis, germany doesn't know whether to go east or west, the civility of real oppression, the dying of the democratic light, the new world disorder, the singularity of oppression and deceit

What Is The Singularity? (And Will It Finally Shut These People Up?)
By Bartholomew Snodgrass
Upthewazoo, Wednesday 19th August 2026
#InternationallyBestSellingEgo 🎤 #ProfessionalWaffler 🤖 #CrystalBallGazer 💻 #BuzzwordDispenser
Right, listen here, you miserable lot of corporate bootlickers. Thank you for clicking on my latest article. Here at SycophantNet, the spiritual home of the profoundly vapid, I regularly pump out these breathless sermons on “management and technology trends” to keep the grift going. Please, I beg of you, validate my existence by clicking ‘Follow’. Connect with me on Chirper, FaceTome, Vainstagram, YouGawk, telepathy, or via my upcoming range of branded breakfast cereals! And don’t forget my regular column in Nobbes!
Continue reading07 Sunday Jun 2026
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the end of decency, the end of jobs, the end of morality, the end of principles, the end of values, the-end-of-honour
The Good Strat Fraud Squad
London, Sunday 7th June 2026

10 Ways Humanoid Robots Will Revolutionise the Art of Grifting You Out of Your Job (And Your Sanity)
Right! Listen to me! I was reading Fraudes Magazine the other day—a publication written exclusively for men who wear fleece gilets indoors and think ‘crypto’ is a substitute for a personality. And there’s an article by a so-called ‘futurist’—let’s call him Bartholomew Pompous-Windbag.
Continue reading06 Saturday Jun 2026
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Twelve Girls Discuss Their Ultimate Female Heroes, Twelve Men Discuss Their Ultimate Female Heroes, Twelve Women Discuss Their Ultimate Female Heroes
Lila de Alba
Cuenca, Friday 5th June 2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you put twelve women of significant historical consequence into a single hypothetical green room, someone will eventually ask a deeply earnest icebreaker question.
We had gathered in an ethereal, time-agnostic coffee house. The Wi-Fi was strong enough for Giorgia Meloni to check her polls, but the ambiance was rustic enough to keep Jane Austen from having a sensory overload. The question on the table—tossed out casually over oat milk lattes and black teas—was simple: Who is your ultimate female hero?
What followed was a masterclass in ego, empathy, and political maneuvering.
Continue reading02 Tuesday Jun 2026
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fighting the data bullshit, Uploading Grandma to the Data Lake. flushing aunti may down the data mesh

A bespoke-suited “Global Futurist” has finally solved the healthcare crisis. Put away your bandages, ignore the fourteen-hour wait times, and definitely don’t bother funding the nurses, because the only medicine the collapsing system needs now is an actionable synergy dashboard. God help us all.
Gideon Pivot-Paradigm, Global Head of Stating the Obvious Through Algorithms
Berlin, Tuesday 2nd June 2026
RIGHT! LISTEN TO ME! You’ve got these absolute charlatans, these bespoke-suited snake-oil salesmen floating around on corporate networking sites, publishing little essays for other bespoke-suited vampires to applaud. I read one today by a bloke—let’s call him Bartholomew Sparr, a “Global Futurist.” A futurist! That’s not a job! A futurist is just a bloke who owns a crystal ball but went to business school!
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