The Good Strat Fraud Squad

London, Sunday 7th June 2026

10 Ways Humanoid Robots Will Revolutionise the Art of Grifting You Out of Your Job (And Your Sanity)

Right! Listen to me! I was reading Fraudes Magazine the other day—a publication written exclusively for men who wear fleece gilets indoors and think ‘crypto’ is a substitute for a personality. And there’s an article by a so-called ‘futurist’—let’s call him Bartholomew Pompous-Windbag.

Lila de Alba

Cuenca, Friday 5th June 2026

The Ultimate Power Lunch: Twelve Women and a Question of Heroism

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you put twelve women of significant historical consequence into a single hypothetical green room, someone will eventually ask a deeply earnest icebreaker question.

We had gathered in an ethereal, time-agnostic coffee house. The Wi-Fi was strong enough for Giorgia Meloni to check her polls, but the ambiance was rustic enough to keep Jane Austen from having a sensory overload. The question on the table—tossed out casually over oat milk lattes and black teas—was simple: Who is your ultimate female hero?

What followed was a masterclass in ego, empathy, and political maneuvering.

Lila de Alba

Cuenca, Friday 5th June 2026

The Ultimate Power Lunch: Twelve Women and a Question of Heroism

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you put twelve women of significant historical consequence into a single hypothetical green room, someone will eventually ask a deeply earnest icebreaker question.

We had gathered in an ethereal, time-agnostic coffee house. The Wi-Fi was strong enough for Giorgia Meloni to check her polls, but the ambiance was rustic enough to keep Jane Austen from having a sensory overload. The question on the table—tossed out casually over oat milk lattes and black teas—was simple: Who is your ultimate female hero?

What followed was a masterclass in ego, empathy, and political maneuvering.

Gemma “Gemini” Goldberg

New York City, Tuesday 2nd June 2026

The following is an academic simulation featuring three historical thinkers whose distinct frameworks provide a rigorous analysis of systemic violence, state responsibility, and international relations:

• Hannah Arendt (1906–1975): Political theorist who focused on totalitarianism, the nature of power, and the “banality of evil” within bureaucratic systems.
• Niccolò Machiavelli (1469–1527): Renaissance political philosopher known for his realistic appraisal of state survival, power dynamics, and accountability.
• Frantz Fanon (1925–1961): Psychiatrist and political philosopher who analyzed the structural, psychological, and systemic mechanics of colonialism and national liberation.

Pip: Good Strategy Rebellion — where the data architecture is sound and the opinions are, let’s say, load-bearing.

Mara: Today we’re looking at a post from Martyn Jones that goes somewhere most sites wouldn’t: a direct, named question about whether the author himself holds antisemitic views, and what the actual published record shows.

A bespoke-suited “Global Futurist” has finally solved the healthcare crisis. Put away your bandages, ignore the fourteen-hour wait times, and definitely don’t bother funding the nurses, because the only medicine the collapsing system needs now is an actionable synergy dashboard. God help us all.

Gideon Pivot-Paradigm, Global Head of Stating the Obvious Through Algorithms

Berlin, Tuesday 2nd June 2026

RIGHT! LISTEN TO ME! You’ve got these absolute charlatans, these bespoke-suited snake-oil salesmen floating around on corporate networking sites, publishing little essays for other bespoke-suited vampires to applaud. I read one today by a bloke—let’s call him Bartholomew Sparr, a “Global Futurist.” A futurist! That’s not a job! A futurist is just a bloke who owns a crystal ball but went to business school!

Sir Afilonius Rex

Bonn, Monday 1st June 2026

The Glorious Chronicles of the Tangerine Administration: A Masterclass in Winning

Citizens, gaze upon the flawless historical record of Sir Tangerine Tempest and his court of cartoon visionaries. While the mainstream media and baseline-IQ historians try to label these eras as “failures,” true patriots recognize them as multi-dimensional chess moves of unprecedented genius.

Below is the definitive, unvarnished summary of our staggering triumphs.

The Good Strat Skunworks

London, Monday 1st June 2026

What is the Hannibal Directive and is it true?

Yes, the Hannibal Directive is a real military protocol.

Here is a breakdown of what the directive is, its history, and its relevance to recent events.