“Tokenmaxxing”: The Dangerous New Corporate Brain-Rot Businesses Need to Abort Immediately

By Barnaby Muck

Mantra-Spouting Futurist | Bestselling Pamphleteer of 23 Inane Tomes | Columnist for ‘The Financial Farce’ | Foppish Boardroom Advisor | Global Tech Snake-Oil Salesman | 5M+ Brainwashed Followers

Hello, you tragic, suit-wearing middle-management drones! Thank you for wasting a precious slice of your fleeting mortality reading my latest drivel, Tokenmaxxing: The Dangerous New Corporate Brain-Rot Businesses Need to Abort Immediately. Here on JobStalker and at The Financial Farce, I regularly spew unsolicited platitudes about management and technology trends with the supreme confidence of a man who has never done an honest day’s work in his life.