07 Sat Feb 2026
Posted in All Data, Big Data, Big Data 7s, Big Data Analytics, business, Business Intelligence, business strategy, dark data, data architecture, Data governance, Data Lake, data management, data science, Data Supply Framework, Data Warehouse, Data Warehousing, Inform, educate and entertain., pig data, The Amazing Big Data Challenge, The Big Data Contrarians
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, Big Data, bullshit, Business, c-suite, CEO, chatgpt, technology
Martyn Richard Jones
New York City, 18th January 2017
I’ll make this short, sweetish and to the point.
These are the arguments that CEOs need to know about Big Data.
It was written for CEOs and those who provide independent advice to CEOs.
If you are someone who wants to be prepared for CEOs who are armed with the realities of Big Data, then maybe this is for you too.
06 Fri Feb 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain.
Madrid, Saturday 7th February 2026
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I was reading an article. It was written by Jeff Wilts and recommended by Bill Inmon. I got to this statement: “Teradata is a full-featured enterprise data warehouse.” For me, it went further downhill from there.
But this was the coup de grace: “Databricks is a unified data platform that can behave like a data warehouse.”
Continue reading21 Wed Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Polemic
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, charlatans, chatgpt, grift, hype, lies, llm, technology
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Madrid, Wednesday 21 January 2026
In early 2026 the technology industry is once again telling big confident stories about its own future. These stories dominate earnings calls conference stages and investor decks. They sound transformative urgent and inevitable. Yet when examined closely many of them rest on fragile foundations and selective evidence rather than operational reality.
Continue reading15 Thu Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain.
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agentic-ai, agents, AI, Artificial Intelligence, bullshit, chatgpt, goodstrat, llm, martyn, technology
Sir Afilonius Rex and Martyn Rhisiart Jones
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Paris, Thursday 15th January 2026
Strap in, you beautiful, trusting little optimist. We’re about to crank the dial so far past irony that it transforms into existential despair. It comes with a side of eye-roll. Here’s your precious 2026 AI agent prophecy. It is now properly marinated in contempt. It is served with a garnish of pure, seething mockery.
Continue reading15 Thu Jan 2026
Posted in All Data, Big Data, Big Data 7s, Big Data Analytics, dark data, data architecture, Data governance, Data Lake, data management, data science, Data Supply Framework, Data Warehouse, Data Warehousing, disinformation, governance, Inform, educate and entertain., information, Information Management, Information Supply Frameowrk, Information Supply Framework, pig data, The Amazing Big Data Challenge, The Big Data Contrarians
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, Big Data, chancers, charlatans, chatgpt, flim-flam-sauce, grifters, grok, technology, writing
Bertxin Galestara and Sir Afilonius Rex, based on an opinion piece written by Marty Rhisiart Jones
Mountain View, 19th January 2017 – Bandoxa Thursday 15th January, 2026
“I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.” – Mel Brooks
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13 Tue Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain.
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, corporate-welfare, cybersecurity, fraud, liars-bluff, read-between-the-lines, red-flags, technology
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Bandoxa, Tuesday 13th January 2026
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As we settle into 2026, artificial intelligence is no longer a futuristic promise. It is embedded infrastructure. It powers everything from enterprise workflows and personal assistants to autonomous agents that act on our behalf. Yet with greater capability comes greater exposure. The biggest red flags this year are not hypothetical doomsday scenarios. They are already materialising in boardrooms. They are visible in cybersecurity dashboards, consumer wallets, and regulatory filings. Here are the most pressing warning signs to watch in 2026. These are drawn from industry reports. They originate from expert predictions. Emerging incident patterns also highlight them.
Continue reading12 Mon Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Polemic
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, bullshitters, Business, charlatans, chatgpt, con-artists, grifters, liars, rogues, technology
Madrid, Wednesday 14th January 2026
Right, listen. If you’ve ever sat through one of those AI conferences, you know the ones. Some bloke in a black polo neck stands on stage. He’s clearly never met a mirror he didn’t like. He says, “We’re on the cusp of AGI.” It sounds as if he’s just invented gravity. Then you’ll know the particular flavour of despair I’m talking about.
Continue reading12 Mon Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain.
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2026, agentic, agents, AI, Artificial Intelligence, bollox-mania, Business, BusinessStrategy, charlatans, chatgpt, leadership, technology, TechTrends
Madrid, Tuesday 13th January 2026
As we venture further into 2026, the landscape of enterprise artificial intelligence has undergone a subtle but profound shift. The once-dazzling promise of autonomous AI agents has matured into something more prosaic. These self-directed digital entities can orchestrate tasks from customer engagement to complex data integration. Yet, they are no less pervasive. They are no longer novelties confined to experimental labs; they inhabit boardrooms, back offices and supply chains alike.
Continue reading11 Sun Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain., Masterclass
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AI, Artificial Intelligence, Business, business-data, chatgpt, justification, requirements-gathering, technology
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Oxford University, Sunday 11th January 2026
Should All Business Data Requirements Be Justified in Business Terms?
A Pseudo-Debate
Motion: All business data requirements must be justified in business terms. Potential business utility should be a deciding factor in whether they are fulfilled.
For the Motion: Sir Afilonius Rex
Against the Motion: Martyn Rhisiart Jones
09 Fri Jan 2026
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain.
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Madrid, Saturday 3rd January 2026
Nine things that really, really shouldn’t be use cases for AI. Delivered by slowly dismantling a bad idea like it’s a poorly constructed IKEA wardrobe. Rant about bourgeois nonsense with surreal fury. Explain why the whole thing is politically ridiculous. Just stare at the absurdity until it cracks. This is like Marnie Listicle Barr on crack.
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