14 Mon Oct 2024
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Martyn Jones, The Data Contrarian, Cariño, Monday 14th October 2024.
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the fabulous Mel Brooks.
Dole Officer: “Occupation?”
Citizen: “Standup-Philosopher!”
Dole Officer: “What?”
Citizen: “Standup Philosopher. I coalesce the vapours of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.”
Continue reading10 Thu Oct 2024
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Martyn Jones, Santander, 10th October 2024
Narrator: The development method for data warehousing, whether following Inmon or Kimball, has always been iterative with apparent aspects of self-service, agility, rapid development and end-user development.
Dud: We always built data warehouses iteratively, didn’t we, Pete?
Pete: Yes, that’s right, Dud. Iterations are delivered in increments. Small enough to be quickly deliverable. Large enough to be significant to the business.
Continue reading10 Thu Oct 2024
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Martyn Jones, Santoña, 10th October 2024.
Narrator: Do minimum viable and acceptable products exist in data warehousing? That’s the question.
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Dud: Why do some jokers claim data warehousing is just about technology?
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“Great things in business are never done by one person;
they’re done by a team of people.”
Steve Jobs
Martyn Richard Jones, Tours, 4th October 2024
Narrator: There is a widespread belief amongst the know-it-all crowd that data warehousing and business intelligence necessarily mean monolithic and siloed teams. And that the only way of moving away from such team organisations is to kill off data warehousing. But is this really a rational, coherent, and cohesive approach, as some people say it is? Or is it destructive stupidity born out of conceit, ignorance, and arrogance?
Continue reading03 Thu Oct 2024
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“Logistics is all of war-making, except shooting the guns, releasing the bombs, and firing the torpedoes.”
ADM Lynde D. McCormick, USN
Martyn Richard Jones, Córdoba, 3rd October 2024
Narrator: Here is a billion-dollar question: Can Agile-to-Scale be effectively used to fight a war, a regional conflict, or a global existential threat?
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Martyn Richard Jones, Madrid, 3rd October 2023
Narrator: Relational database theory is over fifty years old. Relational database technologies go back more than four decades. Some claim that relational databases were first used for online transaction processing applications. Say what?
Continue reading02 Wed Oct 2024
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Martyn Jones, Bilbao, 2nd October 2024
Narrator: Not all data we have is related to strictly business domains such as products, organisation structure and corporate real estate. A lot of data we collect is simply about monitoring all aspects of IT, applications, networking, security and governance. To name just a few.
Dud: What’s all this data in my exhaust? Is my data back-end going well, or do I have a mechanical data governance issue? All this OLTP exhaust data is so tedious and tiring.
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