Martyn Rhisiart Jones, Thursday of Mysteries, 2nd April 2026

Oh, sweet suffering Jesus on a blockchain, here we go again with the latest sermon from the Church of AI Salvation.

Bunty Bower,  that internationally bestselling author, keynote speaker, futurist, and professional tomorrow-peddler,  has once more floated down from the LinkedIn heavens to bless us with his wisdom: fraud doesn’t just pop up like a surprise erection at the exact moment someone taps “pay.” No, no, no. It leaves clues, darling. Hidden signals. Whispered portents. Like a conspiracy theorist who’s discovered the radical concept of “things happen before other things.”