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Jersey Girl
By Martyn Bey
Nothing matters in the whole wide world when you are in love with a Jersey girl.
Bruce Springsteen

Everyone needs a Jersey girl in their life, and every good story needs a Jersey girl.
Continue reading12 Thu Dec 2024
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By Martyn Bey
Nothing matters in the whole wide world when you are in love with a Jersey girl.
Bruce Springsteen

Everyone needs a Jersey girl in their life, and every good story needs a Jersey girl.
Continue reading24 Tue Sep 2024
Posted in Inform, educate and entertain.
Narrator: Data Warehousing is an excellent integrator; it is the cohesive melting pot of data and the best-known way of providing multiple valid versions of the truth depending on who is looking at the data, when they are doing so, and from what perspective.
Continue reading23 Mon Sep 2024
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Physician, heal thyself!
Narrator: Consider this. If the originators, acolytes and sycophants of data mesh hadn’t been so free and easy with how they created and perpetrated technical debt, especially data model and data quality-related technical debt, then we wouldn’t need data mesh to try and get us out of the mess these sloppy developer people put us into in the first place.
Continue reading22 Sun Sep 2024
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“Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.”
Plato
Narrator: Let us start with a softball question. The kind that even your granny could have knocked out of the park.
How does a business describe the value it gets from accessing and analysing fresh quality data to decide what is strategically, tactically and operationally preferable for the future of the industry?
It’s not a trick question, but a tricky one that is as hard to grasp and come to terms with as a mightily greasy piglet with a very questioning tail.
What do Pete and Dud think about that? Get ready kiddies. Let’s take a peek…
Continue reading21 Sat Sep 2024
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Narrator: It doesn’t matter what you are trying to do, or even if you know what you are trying to do, but if in doubt, blame the quality of the data. There was a time when data quality was a massive impediment to business data integration.
Data quality assurance was a glint in IT’s eye. A far-away place that nobody knew how to get to.
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