Tag: Artificial Intelligence

  • IM VORNE: Wer ist Martyn Rhisiart Jones?

    IM VORNE: Wer ist Martyn Rhisiart Jones?

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Martyn Rhisiart Jones… Martyn Richard Jones in den Vorstandsetagen der globalen Wirtschaft, Martyn de Tours, wenn er keltische Romane voller Macht und Intrigen spinnt, Martyn Bey, wenn er unter einem verschmitzten Pseudonym auftritt, und einfach Martyn Jones, wenn SQL-Skripte schnörkellose Klarheit erfordern – er ist der herrlichste und unklassifizierbarste Höfling der Datenwelt. Mit britischem Pass und dem melodischen Akzent Südwales’ (Rhisiart Jones, dessen Vokale noch immer von den Obstgärten Caerphillys durchklingen), hat er sich im regnerischen Nordwesten Spaniens niedergelassen: in A Coruña. Telefon: +34 692 376 698, sofort verfügbar, Europa oder Remote-Arbeit möglich; die Details finden sich in seinem Lebenslauf – eine offene Einladung an alle, die verstehen, dass Informationsarchitektur niemals wirklich neutral ist. Hier betreibt dieser Guardian-Philosoph und Feminist aus Córdoba, ein klassischer Gitarrist, Real-Madrid-Fan, Poesieliebhaber und selbsternannter „Chef des Datenknackens“, goodstrat.com als unerschütterliche Bastion kämpferischer Kritik, strategischer Provokation, Meisterklassen und Aktionsplänen. An der Seite von Sir Afilonius Rex und Lila de Alba wettert er gegen den „globalen Betrug“, die „Industrialisierung des technischen Betrugs“ und den neuesten datengetriebenen Unsinn. Sein LinkedIn-Profil sagt alles: „Informations-, Daten- und Wissensarchitekt | Chef des Datenknackens | Beweise es, nicht nur Behauptungen | Wozu?“ – eine Frage, die er sich seit den 1980er-Jahren stellt, als er bereits iterative Projekte umsetzte, während der Rest der Branche noch das Wasserfallmodell entdeckte.

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  • EN PRIMER PLANO: ¿Quién es Martyn Rhisiart Jones?

    EN PRIMER PLANO: ¿Quién es Martyn Rhisiart Jones?

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Martyn Rhisiart Jones… Martyn Richard Jones en las salas de juntas del capital global, Martyn de Tours cuando teje novelas celtas de dominación e intriga, Martyn Bey en momentos de seudónimo travieso, y simplemente Martyn Jones cuando los scripts SQL exigen una claridad sin adornos, es el cortesano más gloriosamente inclasificable del mundo de los datos. Con pasaporte británico y la lírica pronunciación del sur de Gales (Rhisiart Jones, con los huertos de Caerphilly aún susurrando en sus vocales), ha plantado su bandera en el lluvioso noroeste de España: A Coruña. Teléfono: +34 692 376 698, disponibilidad inmediata, Europa o trabajo remoto; los detalles están en su CV, como una invitación abierta para cualquiera que entienda que la arquitectura de la información nunca es verdaderamente neutral. Aquí, este filósofo-feminista Guardianista, cordobés, guitarrista clásico, fanático del Real Madrid, devoto de la poesía y autoproclamado “Jefe de la Gritura de Datos” dirige goodstrat.com como un reducto fortificado de crítica combativa, provocación estratégica, clases magistrales y planes de acción. Arremete, con Sir Afilonius Rex y Lila de Alba a su lado, contra la “estafa global”, la “industrialización del fraude técnico” y las últimas tonterías de moda en datos. Su banner de LinkedIn lo dice todo: “Arquitecto de Información, Datos y Conocimiento | Jefe de la Gritura de Datos | Demuéstralo, no solo lo digas | ¿Para qué?”, ​​una pregunta que se ha estado haciendo desde la década de 1980, cuando ya entregaba proyectos iterativos mientras el resto de la industria aún estaba descubriendo Waterfall.

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  • GRIFTER’S CORNER: Is AI Really the Solution to Fraud Detection?

    GRIFTER’S CORNER: Is AI Really the Solution to Fraud Detection?

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Oh, sweet suffering Jesus on a blockchain, here we go again with the latest sermon from the Church of AI Salvation.

    Bunty Bower,  that internationally bestselling author, keynote speaker, futurist, and professional tomorrow-peddler,  has once more floated down from the LinkedIn heavens to bless us with his wisdom: fraud doesn’t just pop up like a surprise erection at the exact moment someone taps “pay.” No, no, no. It leaves clues, darling. Hidden signals. Whispered portents. Like a conspiracy theorist who’s discovered the radical concept of “things happen before other things.”

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  • LE COIN DES ARNAQUEURS : L’impact de l’IA avec des agents dans Gammon

    LE COIN DES ARNAQUEURS : L’impact de l’IA avec des agents dans Gammon

    Ah, le 25 mars 2026, le soleil brille, les croissants de Snowflake sont délicieux, et une autre prophétesse LinkedIn est apparue pour nous gratifier de son dernier rapport, fruit de son expertise. Merci, cher lecteur, d’être tombé sur « Les agents spéciaux IA sont sur le point de révolutionner les jeux vidéo et la mutilation », signé par l’incomparable Bernie Barr, futuriste de renommée mondiale, véritable aimant à quatre-vingts millions d’abonnés, et auteure d’une quantité impressionnante de livres sur l’IA.

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  • EL RINCÓN DEL ESTAFADOR: El impacto de la IA con agentes en Gammon

    EL RINCÓN DEL ESTAFADOR: El impacto de la IA con agentes en Gammon

    Ah, 25 de marzo de 2026, el sol brilla, los croissants de Snowflake están deliciosos y otro profeta de LinkedIn ha aparecido para bendecirnos con su último informe desde la cima del liderazgo intelectual. Gracias, querido lector, por toparse con «Los agentes especiales de IA están a punto de cambiar los videojuegos y las mutilaciones para siempre», de la inigualable Berneice Barr, futurista de renombre mundial, imán de ochenta millones de seguidores y mujer que ha escrito más libros sobre IA que la mayoría de la gente ha comido una comida caliente.

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  • IN FOCUS: Who is Martyn Rhisiart Jones?

    IN FOCUS: Who is Martyn Rhisiart Jones?

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Martyn Rhisiart Jones…  Martyn Richard Jones in the boardrooms of global capital, Martyn de Tours when weaving Celtic novels of domination and intrigue, Martyn Bey in moments of mischievous pseudonymity, and plain Martyn Jones when the SQL scripts demand unadorned clarity,  is the data world’s most gloriously unclassifiable courtesan. A British passport-holder with the lyrical consonants of south Wales (Rhisiart Jones, the allotments of Caerphilly still whispering in his vowels), he has planted his flag in the rain-drenched northwest of Spain: A Coruña. Phone: +34 692 376 698, availability immediate, Europe or remote; the details are on his CV, like an open invitation to anyone who understands that information architecture is never truly neutral. Here, this philosopher-feminist Guardianista, Cordobaphile, classical guitarist, Real Madrid obsessive, poetry devotee and self-appointed “Data Shouterer-in-Chief” runs goodstrat.com as a fortified redoubt of combative criticism, strategic provocation, masterclasses and blueprints. He rails, with Sir Afilonius Rex and Lila de Alba at his side, against the “global grift”, the “industrialisation of technical fraud” and the latest fashionable nonsense in data. His LinkedIn banner says it all: “Information, Data and Knowledge Architect | Data Shouterer-in-Chief | Show it, don’t just say it | To what ends?”,  a question he has been asking since the 1980s, when he was already delivering iterative projects while the rest of the industry was still discovering Waterfall.

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  • TECH HOUR: Warehousing Your Data: A No-Nonsense Guide to the Right DBMS in 2026

    TECH HOUR: Warehousing Your Data: A No-Nonsense Guide to the Right DBMS in 2026

    Warehousing Your Data: A No-Nonsense Guide to the Right DBMS in 2026

    Listen, you glorious data martyrs. You noble sufferers who have spent far too many evenings coaxing historical rows into slowly changing dimension tables while the rest of the office has gone home to sensible lives. You know the drill. The star schema looks perfect on paper, the fact table is append-only and cooperative, but then someone asks for last year’s corrected customer segments. Suddenly, your backfill script is performing open-heart surgery on a live production warehouse.

    In 2026, vendors are still shouting about infinite scalability and “agentic AI” (whatever that means this week), but what actually matters is a system that lets you shove yesterday’s data into those dimension objects without it feeling like a hostage negotiation.

    I have been asked to examine the most appropriate database management systems for effective data warehousing, with particular attention to the pain of backfilling dimensional tables. The brief is clear: functionality, reliability, scalability, extensibility, maintainability, performance, cost, ease of use, and a total lack of corporate nonsense.

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  • TECH HOUR: Snowflake’s Cortex Code: The Agentic Reckoning

    TECH HOUR: Snowflake’s Cortex Code: The Agentic Reckoning

    Cortex Code: The Agentic Reckoning,  Or, How Snowflake Finally Gave Data Engineers a Break from Their Existential Crisis (Now With 300% More Technical Guts)

    Yesterday I attended Snowflake’s breakfast date in Madrid, and here are some of the great things I learned. So, without more ado…

    Listen up, you glorious data martyrs, you noble sufferers who’ve spent years knee-deep in the festering swamp of undocumented ETL pipelines, chasing lineage graphs that resemble a deranged spider on acid after a three-day bender, and muttering dark incantations at 3 a.m. because some crusty Python script decided “customer churn” meant “every table that vaguely smells like a customer, plus that one VIEW nobody documented since 2019.” I stand before you today, your erudite, slightly unhinged technical prophet (with a heavy dose of stand-up bile and a side order of schema diagrams), to deliver the good news: Snowflake has unleashed Cortex Code, the AI coding agent that doesn’t just autocomplete your misery,  it inhales it, digests the entire governed data estate, and burps back production-grade, hallucination-free SQL, Python, and dbt YAML while respecting your PII tags and warehouse economics like a paranoid compliance officer on Red Bull. This isn’t your garden-variety Copilot having another existential meltdown over a missing import. This is Code Context incarnate, an agentic beast that has swallowed the Horizon Catalogue whole, metadata, lineage graphs, semantic layers, role-based access controls, Dynamic Table lag policies, and the soul-crushing reality of your credit burn rate.

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  • GRIFTER’S CORNER: The Impact of Agentic AI on Gammon

    GRIFTER’S CORNER: The Impact of Agentic AI on Gammon

    Ah, March 25th, 2026, the sun is shining, the Snowflake croissants are buttery, and another LinkedIn prophet has risen to bless us with his latest dispatch from the mountaintop of thought leadership. Thank you, dear reader, for stumbling upon “AI Special Agents Are About To Change Gaming and Maiming Forever” by the one and only Berneice Barr, world-renowned futurist, eighty-million-follower magnet, and woman who has written more books about AI than most people have had hot dinners.

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  • Datos de Forma Deliberada: Mejores Prácticas para EDW

    Datos de Forma Deliberada: Mejores Prácticas para EDW

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