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agile, AI, Artificial Intelligence, bullshit, Business, dailyprompt, education, fuck-off, Marketing, safe, safee, science, scrum, social media, technology
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Madrid, Wednesday 25th February 2026.
Seven years on, the verdict is in, and it’s not flattering. Back in 2019, in a Brussels-fuelled rant channelling the incomparable Bob Hoffman, I declared Agile at Scale the next frontier of IT bullshit: immature, ill-conceived, supercilious, and emphatically not agile. It killed communication with jargon, turned criticism into heresy, and mangled history by ignoring what actually worked. I called it a cultish Frankenstein of Scientology zeal, Vatican pomp, and authoritarian quirks – all wrapped in vainglorious slide decks.
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