Agile@Scale is bullshit by design

It takes courage to makes things simple.

E. F. Schumacher

To begin at the beginning

To paraphrase the advertising legend Bob Hoffman: ‘Just when you thought that if evangelists for Agile were to generate one more ounce of bullshit, the entire fucking solar system would explode, what do they do? Exceed expectations.’

And how do they do that? Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll let you into a little secret about this Agile@Scale stuff, including a brief tour of some of the miscellaneous, spiced-up and vainglorious crap-on-the-side that accompanies it.

But first, a quick look at Agile.

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Laughing@BigData

LAUGHING@BIGDATA – THE GREATEST DATA STORY EVER TOLD!

MARTYN JONES

APRIL 2020

My new ebook about Agile, AI, data, deep learning, IT, business and much more.

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The secrets of big data success!

Martyn Richard Jones

San Martiño de Bandoxa

26th April 2020

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Here, for the first time in the history of data, we have a clear vision for the future of data in business. This vision takes the form of three pillars of data wisdom:

  1. The three secrets of big data success.
  2. The sixty-minute big data strategy.
  3. The three vital big data strategies.
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The Big Data Contrarians @1600

Martyn Richard Jones

San Martiño de Bandoxa

24th April 2020

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The big-data contrarians

In fact, men will fight for a superstition quite as quickly as for a living truth – often more so, since a superstition is so intangible you cannot get at it to refute it, but truth is a point of view, and so is changeable.

Hypatia

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LAUGHING@BIGDATA – THE GREATEST DATA STORY EVER TOLD!

My new ebook about Agile, AI, data, deep learning, IT and much more.

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Agile@Scale is bullshit by design

Martyn Richard Jones

San Martiño de Bandoxa

21st April 2020


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Data warehousing explained to big-data, data-lake & data-lakehouse folk

Martyn Richard Jones

San Martiño de Bandoxa

19th April 2020


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A new ebook about Agile, AI, data, deep learning, IT, machine learning and more.

It’s highly polemic, contrarian and insightful. It informs, educates and entertains. And there’s a lot of it. You won’t be left indifferent.

Here’s an update on developments.

Laughing@BigData

For greater convenience my Brand new ebook Laughing@BigData (Kindle Edition) is now available at the following Amazon locations:

USA (around 9.98 USD): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086HS6VWX

United Kingdom (around 7.99 GBP): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086HS6VWX

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Please consider sharing these links and a recommendation with friends, connections, groups, colleagues, partners, peers, family and bosses.

Oiling the wheels-of-industry during COVID-19.

Thanks a million! Stay safe and keep well!

Martyn


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