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How Slough Systems Is Bringing Magic Buzzword Generators To The Factory Floor

23 Wednesday Sep 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data

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ai-hype, Digital Transformation, Enterprise Software, Smart Manufacturing, Tech Satire

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How Slough Systems Is Bringing Magic Buzzword Generators To The Factory Floor

Nigel Ponsonby-Smyth

📖 Internationally Self-Proclaimed #ThoughtLord 🎤 #KeynoteBabbler 🤖 #Futurist💻 #Synergy, #Tech & #Grift Advisor

September 23, 2026

Thank you for reading my latest piece of unadulterated marketing waffle, How Slough Systems Is Bringing Magic Buzzword Generators To The Factory Floor. Here at LinkedIn and at The Daily Express, I regularly spew boilerplate buzzwords about management trends I barely understand.

To read my future drivel, simply join my echo chamber by clicking ‘Follow’. Feel free to bombard me via Twitter, MySpace, CB Radio, or subscribe to my other LinkedIn newsletters: AI & Fantasy Tech Trends | The Buzzword Revolution | The Future of Being Made Redundant.

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EXPLAIN THIS: The Great Digital Lobotomy

08 Friday May 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in All Data, code of conduct, Consultation, data science, Dogma, European Union, Excellence, Inform, educate and entertain., poem, poems, Poetry, Politics, Public Integrity Record, Strategy, The Big Data Contrarians, The hidden wealth of nations, United Kingdom

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agentic-ai, AI Adoption, AI Governance, AI Security, Artificial Intelligence, Data Quality, Digital Transformation, Tech Satire

The Great Digital Lobotomy: Why Your Sentient Spreadsheet Still Can’t Make a Decent Cup of Tea

By Barnaby Blather (Chief Visionary Officer at The Institute for Stating the Bleeding Obvious)

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In the ever-churning septic tank of Silicon Valley buzzwords, “Agentic AI” is the latest floating turd we’re all being asked to admire. Our resident “thought leader,” the perpetually breathless Barnaby Blather, has emerged from his mahogany-lined echo chamber to grace us with his latest revelation: “The Biggest Barriers Blocking Agentic AI Adoption.”

It’s a masterclass in the kind of vapid, corporate-flavored “insight” that makes one long for the sweet release of a total solar flare. Here is a translation for those of us who haven’t yet replaced our frontal lobes with ChatGPT plugins.

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SATURDAY GIG: The Great Transformation Race – 2026/05/02

02 Saturday May 2026

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AI Adoption, Artificial Intelligence, business strategy, Corporate Jargon, Digital Transformation, European Tech, LinkedIn Culture, Tech Satire

Ursula Rosenstein and Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Madrid, Saturday 2nd May 2026

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A vintage film reel rests on a beach as a digital wave crashes before a futuristic city skyline under the aurora borealis.

SATURDAY: The Great Transformation Race (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vapid LinkedIn Word-Salad of the Techno-Toffs)

I was reading LinkedIn the other day. I know. I know. It’s a cry for help. LinkedIn is the only place on the internet where people talk like they’ve been lobotomised by a McKinsey PowerPoint presentation and then fed through a shredder. It’s a digital business park where everyone is wearing an invisible lanyard and shouting “Synergy!” at a pigeon.

And there he was. Bernice Carr. The Bernice Carr. A man whose job title, “Strategic Business & Technology Advisor,” is basically Latin for “I possess a library of blasers and a subscription to ChatGPT, and I will use both to make you feel slightly anxious about things that don’t exist.”

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Laughing @ Data.Com: A Satirical Take on IT Industry Hype – Book Review

10 Tuesday Mar 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Inform, educate and entertain.

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ai-hype, Big Data, book review, data-strategy, Digital Transformation, IT Consulting, project management, Tech Satire

Penelope Parker, Madrid 10th March 2026

The tech industry has long been a parade of expensive suits, hollow acronyms, and “digital transformations” that possess all the structural integrity of a damp Digestive biscuit. Into this landscape of algorithmic overpromise and professionalised grifting comes Martyn Jones with Laughing @ Data.Com, a book that, by all rights, should be required reading for anyone currently being held hostage by a Jira ticket.

Jones, a man once heralded as a top-tier database expert back “when that kind of accolade still meant something,” has produced a work that is less a technical manual and more a weary, satirical travelogue through the “Kafkaesque scrum of buzzwords and bootlickers” that defines modern IT.

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Laughing@Data.Com: A Candid Review of Data’s Absurdities – Book Review

10 Tuesday Mar 2026

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ai-hype, Big Data, book review, data-strategy, Digital Transformation, IT Consulting, project management, Tech Satire

Rebecca Trentt

Book Review: Laughing@Data.Com by Martyn Jones
A survival manual for the data-industrial complex, delivered with a raised eyebrow and a sharpened knife

There are books about data. Then there are books written by people who have survived data.

Laughing@Data.Com sits firmly in the second category.

Martyn Jones’ latest contribution to the already groaning shelf of “data thought leadership” arrives like a heckler in a TED Talk. Where most books on artificial intelligence, analytics, and “digital transformation” read like a PowerPoint deck translated into prose, Jones offers something rarer: a long, irreverent laugh at the entire enterprise.

Not a joyful laugh, mind you. More the hollow, existential chuckle of someone who has spent thirty years watching corporations spend millions trying to discover that spreadsheets still work.

And that, in many ways, is the point.

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Laughing@Data.Com: Hilarious Heresy Against the Hype Machine – Book Review

09 Monday Mar 2026

Posted by Martyn Rhisiart Jones in Inform, educate and entertain.

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ai-hype, Big Data, book review, data-strategy, Digital Transformation, IT Consulting, project management, Tech Satire

Lila de Alba

In the digital colosseum where data evangelists duel with dashboards and AI prophets peddle predictive panaceas, Martyn Jones arrives not with a sword, but a seltzer bottle. His latest tome, Laughing@Data.Com (self-published, 2025), is a riotous romp through the absurdities of the IT industry, a book that skewers the sacred cows of big data, machine learning, and that perennial favorite, “digital transformation,” with the precision of a Welsh coal miner’s pickaxe. Jones, a grizzled data architect who’s consulted for everyone from Adidas to the UN (and survived to tell the tale), channels the spirit of Swiftian satire into a manifesto that’s equal parts Wired’s gadget glee, CIO’s boardroom battle cry, and FT Weekend’s urbane eyebrow-raise. If Dave Trott’s advertising yarns met Stewart Lee’s stand-up scorn in a Zurich banker’s lounge, this would be the offspring: witty, worldly, and wonderfully wicked.

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The Rise of Agentic AI in 2026 – 2026/01/15

15 Thursday Jan 2026

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agentic-ai, AI Ethics, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Agents, cybersecurity, Digital Transformation, Future of Work, Tech Satire

Is Agent Orange Agentic AI?

Sir Afilonius Rex and Martyn Rhisiart Jones

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Paris, Thursday 15th January 2026

Strap in, you beautiful, trusting little optimist. We’re about to crank the dial so far past irony that it transforms into existential despair. It comes with a side of eye-roll. Here’s your precious 2026 AI agent prophecy. It is now properly marinated in contempt. It is served with a garnish of pure, seething mockery.

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Transforming IT: A Guide for CEOs – REMASTER 2026

14 Sunday Sep 2014

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business strategy, CEO Leadership, Digital Transformation, Enterprise Strategy, IT Failures, IT Governance, IT Strategy, IT Transformation

Far too few CEOs regularly think about IT on a habitual basis, and especially as something that is potentially integrated into everything their companies do and could do. This, however, is not at all surprising; there is a general lack of time for any CEO to be actively involved in what IT does, and they will generally have some degree of misunderstanding of both the historic roles and the relative successes and failures of IT.

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Transforming IT: Strategies for Business Success – REMASTER 2026

14 Sunday Sep 2014

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Business-IT Alignment, CEO Leadership, Digital Transformation, Enterprise Architecture, IT Failures, IT Governance, IT Strategy, Tech Culture

From banking to airlines, through communications businesses to pharmaceutical companies, the IT landscape is littered with failures of Homeric proportions, lost opportunities and profligate waste. Across the spectrum of commercial enterprise, the IT bottom line is inevitably familiar: in general, businesses expose themselves to unnecessary levels of disruption, and spend far too much time and money on IT projects, IT products and internal IT services that frankly suck.

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Aligning ICT with Business Strategy for Growth – REMASTER 2026

14 Sunday Sep 2014

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Business Agility, business strategy, Business-IT Alignment, Digital Transformation, Enterprise Architecture, information management, IT Governance, IT Strategy

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

As a CEO, CIO, or student of Business Management, you will understand this. Information and Communication Technology (ICT, also known as IT) has become essential. It is crucial. It is a pervasive element in the fabric of corporate life. What I mean by ICT encompasses three essential elements: Processes, Information and Technology. ICT should be seen as an important corporate asset. More importantly, Information, Processes, and their Management (IM) should be considered as such. They should be made to work as contemporary business enablers. They should bring about value-adding alignment in business. Thus, they should be managed as such. Although it does work that way, it typically doesn’t.

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