16 Saturday May 2020
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I thought people might like to know what’s inside my absolutely fabulous, totally amazing and utterly brilliant eBook Laughing@BigData
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To celebrate the United Nations World Telecommunication and Information Society Day and International Day against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia, my new eBook laughing@bigdata will be free to download from all Amazon sites on Sunday 17th May 2020.
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Big Data, Big Data Hype, Data Myths, data science, Data Value, data-strategy, Laughing at Big Data
Here are the ten golden rules of belief for surefire big data success:
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Laughing@BigData – New data eBook available at Amazon
Why laugh at Big Data? Informative, educating and entertaining, Laughing@BigData gives you real insider views on big data, agile, AI, data, deep learning, data warehousing, data lakes, IT strategy, leadership and management and much more. If you have the theory this gives you insight into the practice.
Get it from Amazon. It’s super-easy.
Continue reading06 Wednesday May 2020
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Analytics, Big Data, Big Data Hype, Data Myths, data-strategy, Enterprise Data, Laughing at Big Data
When I was a kid, that’s all we had was Robitussin. Whatever you got, Robitussin better handle it. I broke my leg once; daddy poured Robitussin all over it.
Chris Rock
What does big-data have to do with Robitussin? Let me explain.
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agile, Agile at Scale, Bullshit by Design, Data Myths, data-strategy, IT Strategy, Laughing at Big Data
It takes courage to makes things simple.
E. F. Schumacher
To paraphrase the advertising legend Bob Hoffman: ‘Just when you thought that if evangelists for Agile were to generate one more ounce of bullshit, the entire fucking solar system would explode, what do they do? Exceed expectations.’
And how do they do that? Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll let you into a little secret about this Agile@Scale stuff, including a brief tour of some of the miscellaneous, spiced-up and vainglorious crap-on-the-side that accompanies it.
But first, a quick look at Agile.
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24 Friday Apr 2020
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LAUGHING@BIGDATA – THE GREATEST DATA STORY EVER TOLD!
My new ebook about Agile, AI, data, deep learning, IT and much more.
Highly polemic, contrarian and insightful. It informs, educates and entertains. It incites thought, reflection and reassessment. It’s delightfully seductive, easy to read and hard to put down. And there’s a lot of it. So, you won’t be left indifferent.
Continue reading21 Tuesday Apr 2020
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agile, Agile at Scale, Bullshit by Design, Data Myths, data-strategy, IT Strategy, Laughing at Big Data
Martyn Richard Jones
San Martiño de Bandoxa
21st April 2020
ADVERT:
LAUGHING@BIGDATA – THE GREATEST DATA STORY EVER TOLD!
A new ebook about Agile, AI, data, deep learning, IT, machine learning and more.
It’s highly polemic, contrarian and insightful. It informs, educates and entertains. And there’s a lot of it. You won’t be left indifferent.
Here’s an update on developments.
For greater convenience my Brand new ebook Laughing@BigData (Kindle Edition) is now available at the following Amazon locations:
USA (around 9.98 USD): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086HS6VWX
United Kingdom (around 7.99 GBP): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086HS6VWX
Germany (around 8.99 EUR): https://www.amazon.de/dp/B086HS6VWX
France (around 8.99 EUR): https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B086HS6VWX
Spain (around 8.99 EUR): https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B086HS6VWX
Italy (around 8.99 EUR): https://www.amazon.it/dp/B086HS6VWX
Netherlands (around 8.99 EUR): https://www.amazon.nl/dp/B086HS6VWX
Japan (around 1,099 YEN): https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B086HS6VWX
Brazil (around 24.99 BRL): https://www.amazon.com.br/dp/B086HS6VWX
Canada(around 9.99 CAD): https://www.Amazon.ca/dp/B086HS6VWX
Mexico (around 149.99 MXN): https://www.amazon.com.mx/dp/B086HS6VWX
Australia (around 10.99 AUD): https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B086HS6VWX
India (around 449 INR): https://www.amazon.in/dp/B086HS6VWX
Please consider sharing these links and a recommendation with friends, connections, groups, colleagues, partners, peers, family and bosses.
Oiling the wheels-of-industry during COVID-19.
Thanks a million! Stay safe and keep well!
Martyn
15 Wednesday Apr 2020
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THE GREATEST DATA STORY EVER TOLD!
For greater convenience, my new book Laughing@BigData: Talking about data, process and behaviour in the IT business – Ebook / Kindle Edition is now available at the following Amazon locations:
Continue reading15 Wednesday Apr 2020
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Dear Colleague,
So, here we are again… .I’m in lockdown, and I need to ply my trade the best I can. Thank you for your taking a look, and if you can, buy my book.
I have just published my first book on IT and data on Amazon.
It’s highly polemic, contrarian and insightful. And there’s a lot of it.
For only $9.99 (8 GBP or 9 EUR – local currency exchange might fluctuate), buy this absolutely fabulous, hilariously funny and factually accurate book on big data and AI before the bit hoarders take it all… it’s for all the IT family. Upstairs and downstairs.
Continue reading15 Wednesday Apr 2020
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Analytics, Big Data, Data Hype, Data Myths, data-strategy, Extreme Equations, Laughing at Big Data
There has never been more interest in extreme equations and fabulous formulas than there is today.
We are on the cusp of an extraordinary revolution in every-day analysis of data, items and things. And leading the charge is the mighty double-headed megatrend-busting digital-hydra of data calculations and information recipes.
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