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business strategy, Corporate Governance, Corporate Jargon, Corporate Satire, data-strategy, Management Consulting, Startup Culture, Thought Leadership
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Madrid, Wednesday 6th May 2026
THE SEMIOTICS OF THE ABYSS: WHY EVERY CHIEF EXTRACTION OFFICER NEEDS A BRAINVACUUM™ PROTOCOL
“The most expensive sequence of vowels I have ever been forced to endure.” – Kenny Meh
By Barnaby Squelch-Toad (Founding Partner at ShiteLogic™)
(Imagine, if you will, a man standing on a stage. He is wearing a suit that costs more than your house, but it’s tailored to make him look like a trendy geography teacher who’s just had a nervous breakdown in a Muji. He is pacing. He is doing that thing with his hands, the “invisible accordion”, that all these “thought leaders” do. This is the prose equivalent of that man.)
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