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The Future of Data Warehousing: Boring Yet Effective

05 Fri Dec 2025

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Why Data Warehousing Is the Boring, Brutal, Beautiful Future of Data

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

A Coruña, 5/12/2025

The modern enterprise data stack looks less like technology and more like cyberpunk plumbing. Pipes are rerouted through pipes. Valves are attached to valves. Layers are placed on top of each other until the whole thing resembles a drawing. It’s like a creation made by a caffeinated child let loose on a whiteboard. Data lakes are here. A data mesh is over there. A lakehouse is balanced precariously on top. It resembles a loft extension built by someone who learnt carpentry from TikTok.

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Il Futuro dei Data Center: Chi Comprerà?

05 Fri Dec 2025

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Martyn Richard Jones

A Coruña, Galicia, 5 de diciembre de 2025

La storia futuristica: quando l’intelligenza artificiale conversazionale esaurisce i capitali e deve vendere i suoi data center

In questa storia, il boom dell’intelligenza artificiale conversazionale si raffredda. Dopo anni passati a bruciare denaro a velocità supernova [abbonamenti economici, costi operativi astronomici, modelli giganteschi che richiedono elettricità come città], gli investitori finalmente dicono: “Basta, basta round”.

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¿Sobrevivirán las IAs? Análisis de la venta de centros de datos

05 Fri Dec 2025

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Oza-Cesuras 5 de diciembre de 2.025

La historia futurista: cuando las IAs conversacionales se quedan sin capital y tienen que vender sus centros de datos

En esta historia, el boom de las IA conversacionales se enfría. Después de años quemando dinero a velocidad de supernova [suscripción barata, costes operativos astronómicos, modelos gigantes que requieren electricidad como si fueran ciudades] los inversionistas finalmente dicen: “basta, no más rondas”.

Las empresas de chat-IA (y degenerativa IA), sin efectivo y aún con facturas eléctricas que podrían financiar un pequeño país, se ven obligadas a vender sus centros de datos, esos templos sagrados de GPU bañadas en refrigeración líquida.

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La Crisi de la Innovació: Expectatives vs Realitat

05 Fri Dec 2025

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La indústria tecnològica s’ha convertit en una màquina expenedora de bajanades
Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Oza-Cesuras, 4 de desembre de 2025

Hi ha un moment en cada cicle d’expectació en què la realitat toca l’espatlla de la indústria i xiuxiueja: “Això no funciona”. I cada vegada que arriba aquest moment, la tecnologia respon amb la gràcia d’un ós rentador acorralat.

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L’illusione dell’innovazione tecnologica: scuse e hype

05 Fri Dec 2025

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L’industria tecnologica è diventata un distributore automatico di sciocchezze

Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Oza-Cesuras, 4 dicembre 2025

C’è un momento in ogni ciclo di hype in cui la realtà dà un colpetto sulla spalla all’industria e sussurra: “Non funziona”. E ogni volta che arriva quel momento, la tecnologia risponde con la grazia di un procione intrappolato.

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AI Panic: What CEOs Must Know About the Tech Talent Gap

04 Thu Dec 2025

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CEOs and the Magic Mitten of Hallucinations

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Oza-Cesuras, 4/12/2025

CEOs are panicking. Again. They’re not worried about a recession. It’s not a hostile takeover. It’s not even the GDPR lurking in their inbox like a passive-aggressive ghost. They’re panicking because of AI. Yes, apparently there’s a talent gap. A yawning, gaping chasm of human inadequacy between what exists and what robots can do. Only the CEOs are brave. Some may even be desperate. They are the only ones who stare into it without blinking or vomiting on the nearest whiteboard.

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Por Qué La Tecnología Vende Fantasías

04 Thu Dec 2025

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La industria tecnológica se ha convertido en una máquina expendedora de mentiras

Martyn Rhisiart Jones
Oza-Cesuras, 4 de diciembre de 2025

Hay un momento en cada ciclo de bombo publicitario en el que la realidad le da un golpecito a la industria y le susurra: “Esto no funciona”. Y cada vez que llega ese momento, la tecnología responde con la gracia de un mapache acorralado.

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STRAIGHT TALK: The Tech Industry Has Become a Vending Machine for Bullshit

04 Thu Dec 2025

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The Tech Industry’s Illusion of Innovation

Martyn Rhisiart Jones

Oza-Cesuras, 4th December 2025

There’s a moment in every hype cycle when reality taps the industry on the shoulder and whispers, “This isn‘t working.“ And every time that moment arrives, tech responds with the grace of a cornered raccoon.

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Evasión fiscal y paraísos fiscales

04 Thu Dec 2025

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Evasión fiscal y paraísos fiscales

En todo caso, los impuestos para la clase baja y media, e incluso para la clase media-alta, deberían probablemente recortarse aún más. Pero creo que quienes se encuentran en el extremo superior de la escala social, como yo, deberíamos pagar muchos más impuestos. Estamos mejor que nunca.

Warren Buffett

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Addressing Wealth Inequality Through Tax Reforms

04 Thu Dec 2025

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Martyn Richard Jones

Tax Evasion and Tax Havens

If anything, taxes for the lower and middle class and maybe even the upper-middle class should even probably be cut further. But I think that people at the high end – people like myself – should be paying a lot more in taxes. We have it better than we’ve ever had it.

Warren Buffett

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