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HOW NOT TO: Why Bernie Bumper-Book’s Predictions Failed: A Critical Review

10 Sunday May 2026

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Martyn Rhisiart Jones and Alexei Steel

Madrid and London, 10th May 2026

Elderly man in regal robes seated on a throne surrounded by holographic AI data displays and server racks
A futuristic king-like figure commands an advanced AI system named Polymatch AI in a high-tech data center.

Alright, citizens! Gather ’round, because I’ve been standing in the queue at the local organic laundromat in Tufnell Park, and I’ve had an epiphany. I was looking at a discarded copy of The Posh Spreadsheet Quarterly, and there he was. The man, the myth, the human megaphone for corporate mediocrity: Bernie Bumper-Book.

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