Author: Martyn Jones

  • How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale

    How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale

    How Gargantua Capital Is Using Soulless AI For Mass Layoffs At Scale

    By Bartholomew Vance 📖 Internationally Tolerated #ContentFarmer 🎤 #SynergyEnthusiast 🤖 #TechGrifter 💻 #ThoughtLeader

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  • Geopolitical Consequences of Losing Holocaust Survivors

    Geopolitical Consequences of Losing Holocaust Survivors

    By Sir Afilonius Rex and Lila de Alba

    The passing of the last Holocaust survivor will mark a profound historical threshold, transitioning the Holocaust entirely from “communicative memory” (lived, firsthand experience) to “cultural memory” (institutionalised, documented history). This shift will have stark geopolitical and sociological ramifications for Israel, the European Union, and the United States.

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  • Fake Friends: Why Extremists Pretend to Care About Israel

    Fake Friends: Why Extremists Pretend to Care About Israel

    Oza-Cesuras 21st August 2026 – A redacted version for children and MAGA folks

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Sometimes, the neighborhood bully suddenly tries to act like your best friend. Right now, we are seeing a lot of extreme, far-right groups acting like they are huge fans of Israel and Jewish people. But if you look closely, it’s a trick. They don’t actually care about Jewish safety or freedom. They are just using them to get what they want.

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  • Snippets – August 2026

    Snippets – August 2026

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Selected Snippets from Good Strat members posted on social media. August 2026.

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  • The Singularity: Myths and Realities in Tech

    The Singularity: Myths and Realities in Tech

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    What Is The Singularity? (And Will It Finally Shut These People Up?)

    By Bartholomew Snodgrass

    Upthewazoo, Wednesday 19th August 2026

    #InternationallyBestSellingEgo 🎤 #ProfessionalWaffler 🤖 #CrystalBallGazer 💻 #BuzzwordDispenser

    Right, listen here, you miserable lot of corporate bootlickers. Thank you for clicking on my latest article. Here at SycophantNet, the spiritual home of the profoundly vapid, I regularly pump out these breathless sermons on “management and technology trends” to keep the grift going. Please, I beg of you, validate my existence by clicking ‘Follow’. Connect with me on Chirper, FaceTome, Vainstagram, YouGawk, telepathy, or via my upcoming range of branded breakfast cereals! And don’t forget my regular column in Nobbes!

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  • European Humanists: Saints or Sinners?

    European Humanists: Saints or Sinners?

    Oza-Cesuras and Madrid, Spain, 19th August 2026

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    Question of the moment: Why is the term European Humanist treated like a bad thing to be?

    The term “European humanist” is fundamentally associated with the Renaissance and Enlightenment ideals of reason, science, secularism, and universal human rights. While these principles are often viewed positively, the term has faced intense criticism over the last century from various academic, historical, and philosophical perspectives.

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  • The Illusion of Alliance – Extremist Zionism and the Extremist West

    The Illusion of Alliance – Extremist Zionism and the Extremist West

    Oza-Cesuras 17th August 2026

    El Jueves y la Puta Mili
    El Jueves y la Puta Mili

    The Illusion of Alliance: The Transactional Nature of Extremist Philo-Semitism

    To understand the contemporary political landscape, we must critically examine a deeply unsettling paradox: the sudden, fervent support of Israel by elements of the radical and far-right. When non-Jewish extremists adopt the mantle of pro-Israel advocacy, it requires rigorous historical and moral scrutiny. This alignment is rarely rooted in a genuine commitment to Jewish safety, self-determination, or the mitigation of antisemitism. Rather, it is a highly transactional, utilitarian exercise.

    When we deconstruct this phenomenon, we uncover the mechanics of conditional support, a dynamic where Jewish communities are not treated as equals, but as geopolitical instruments.

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  • En este mundo nuevo y vil: Un clamor por el despertar moral – Domingo 7 de junio de 2026

    En este mundo nuevo y vil: Un clamor por el despertar moral – Domingo 7 de junio de 2026

    Mis queridos hermanos y hermanas en la humanidad. Compañeros buscadores de justicia. A todos los que anhelan un mundo de verdadera paz, unamos nuestros corazones y nuestras voces como uno solo. Estamos unidos por un espíritu de reconciliación que trasciende fronteras y credos. Nos inspira la incansable búsqueda de la dignidad para cada alma. Debemos examinar las profundidades de nuestro tiempo y alzar nuestro clamor contra las malas acciones. Es crucial enfrentar las sombras de las malas acciones. Debemos confrontar la criminalidad y la impunidad que oscurecen nuestro mundo compartido. Debemos mantenernos firmes frente a la injusticia, dondequiera que asome, y proclamar con convicción inquebrantable: Ya basta.

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  • In This Vile New World: A Cry for Moral Awakening – Sunday 2026/06/07

    In This Vile New World: A Cry for Moral Awakening – Sunday 2026/06/07

    My dear brothers and sisters in humanity. Fellow seekers of justice. To all who yearn for a world of true peace, let us gather our hearts and voices as one. We are bound by a spirit of reconciliation beyond borders and creeds. We are inspired by the unyielding pursuit of dignity for every soul. We must examine the depths of our times and raise our cry against wrongdoing. It is crucial to confront the shadows of wrongdoing. We must confront the criminality and impunity that darken our shared world. We must stand resolute against injustice, wherever it rears its head, and proclaim with unwavering conviction: Enough is enough.

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  • 10 Ways Humanoid Robots Will Revolutionise the Art of Grifting You Out of Your Job

    10 Ways Humanoid Robots Will Revolutionise the Art of Grifting You Out of Your Job

    London, Sunday 7th June 2026

    Conference room with large glass table, black leather chairs, notebooks, and water glasses overlooking city skyscrapers
    A sleek, modern conference room set up for a business meeting with panoramic city skyline views.

    10 Ways Humanoid Robots Will Revolutionise the Art of Grifting You Out of Your Job (And Your Sanity)

    Right! Listen to me! I was reading Fraudes Magazine the other day—a publication written exclusively for men who wear fleece gilets indoors and think ‘crypto’ is a substitute for a personality. And there’s an article by a so-called ‘futurist’—let’s call him Bartholomew Pompous-Windbag.

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