Tag: Ask Martyn

Ask Martyn and questions you may have that are related to Organisational Strategy and Information Architecture and Management.

  • Three really stupid things you can do with a Data Lake

    Three really stupid things you can do with a Data Lake

    OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAMartyn Richard Jones

    Gif sur Yvette, 27th December 2017

    To begin at the beginning

    First, a thought.

    Just because it’s there, it doesn’t mean it has to be done. Just because you can, it doesn’t mean that you should. Just because you believe you are right, doesn’t mean that you are not wrong.

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  • If Relational Was the New Thing

    If Relational Was the New Thing

    Image2Martyn Richard Jones

    Gif sur Yvette, 15th December 2017

    If all we had right now was operational tech stacks consisting of PL/1 and IMS and Hadoop we would be in a bad place if it came to strategic, tactical and operational decision support. (more…)

  • IT’S POLITICS: Brexit Britain’s Blaggers

    IT’S POLITICS: Brexit Britain’s Blaggers

    Picture1Martyn Richard Jones

    Bonn, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany – 8th August 2017

    Is Britain becoming a scoundrel’s paradise?

    From the massively lucrative and almost risk-free student debt being sold on the cheap to a select band of chums in the private financial sector. To the scandalous misrepresentation, mendacity and downright deception of the leading guttersnipes and pimps of the Brexit campaign. Through the loud zoo of opportunistic, scabrous and malignant political animals chafing at the bit to return the UK to the dark ages of jungle law, rotten political leaders and nastier political masters, and with it, the ability of the few to effortlessly intimidate, coerce and mistreat the many.

    Legion are the examples of the erosion of values in a Britain that once aspired to be a truly decent society.

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  • IT’S POLITICS: Brexit: Lose Control, Get Handed Your Arse

    IT’S POLITICS: Brexit: Lose Control, Get Handed Your Arse

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    Bonn, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany – 6th August 2017

    They told us that by voting for Brexit we would take back control.

    They told us that Brexit would mean control over sovereignty and immigration. Which would mean total control over the economy, culture, society, law making, international relationships and trade.

    They told us that voting for Brexit was the only patriotic option on offer.

    This is what the backers of Brexit, through media, political and celebrity bullshitting agents, and a plethora of Brexit’s useful idiots, were telling us we would get once we were out of the EU. (more…)

  • Consider this: The ten key dimensions of Applied Business Knowledge and AI

    Consider this: The ten key dimensions of Applied Business Knowledge and AI

    10 dimensions B

    AI, KNOWLEDGE, INFORMATION AND DATA

    “Knowledge is the capacity to give correct answers to questions.”

    “There is no well trodden path that takes a straight line from symbols, through data to knowledge and wisdom. This is just some nonsense invented by the IT industry.” – Martyn Jones

    We may define data as being the symbolic representation of value or conversely of something which has no attached value. Data may represent, among other things, time, money, resources or worldly objects.

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  • How to turn internal user data into a massive liability – Zéro pièce

    How to turn internal user data into a massive liability – Zéro pièce

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    Martyn Richard Jones

    Laugharne 18th May 2017

    “Our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t.”

    Dylan Thomas

    Let me explain

    I read a poster the other, it read “How To Turn Internal User Data Into Revenue”. It was one of those Facebook or LinkedIn hooks, you know, the ones used to get people to spend precious time on useless pursuits.

    It reminded me of a book that my mother-in-law bought for my partner, many, many moons ago. “How to make a mint whilst you snooze”, or some such wacky title.

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  • Data-Less Apps: Revolutionary IT

    Data-Less Apps: Revolutionary IT

    Image1Martyn Richard Jones

    Dublin 9th May 2017

    Weighed down with data?

    Inundated with information?

    Overstrained with knowledge?

    Intimidated by wisdom?

    Don’t despair!

    Relief from all of this is just be around the corner, in the shape of the next revolutionary inflection point in IT. Yes, as you might have guessed it by now. I am talking about data-less apps. (more…)

  • Project Planning: Sharing makes it real

    Project Planning: Sharing makes it real

    SharingMakesItReal.003Martyn Richard Jones

    Sunnyvale, CA – 7th May 2017

    Listen up Team Leaders, Test Managers, Project Managers, Programme Managers, Portfolio Managers and PMOs.

    You have just made the most perfect project plan in the entire history of project planning, and naturally you want to share your baby with the rest of the world.

    But, you can’t.

    Your perfectly designed, crafted and honed project plan is locked in a box that only you have access to.

    Because none of your target audience has Microsoft Project. (more…)

  • Getting Agile Right

    Getting Agile Right

    Image10Martyn Richard Jones

    Madrid, 16th April 2017

    I think Agile has its place, especially in the world of software application development, especially in building the kind of software that businesses frequently use in the peripheral aspects of their day-to-day operations.

    Done right, Agile can make the difference between a great success and a painful failure. Done badly, and you might suffer a worse fate than a badly applied Software Development Life Cycle such as Waterfall. Done well, and Agile will oil the wheels of the machine that gets things done.

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  • Big Dummies for Data

    Big Dummies for Data

    Martyn Jones

    Madrid 25th January 2017

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    HERE’S A THOUGHT! In the past age of big iron, the only reason for not having a proliferation of duplicated databases was the prohibitively high cost of disk storage. Now, we can let our database collections grow ‘like Topsy’. This is the Brave New World of data… apparently…

    Let’s, for one moment, be the fly-guy on the corporate wall. What are we picking up on the radar there, Enda? Oh, yes…

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