Category: Big Data 7s

  • Big Dummies for Data

    Big Dummies for Data

    Martyn Jones

    Madrid 25th January 2017

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    HERE’S A THOUGHT! In the past age of big iron, the only reason for not having a proliferation of duplicated databases was the prohibitively high cost of disk storage. Now, we can let our database collections grow ‘like Topsy’. This is the Brave New World of data… apparently…

    Let’s, for one moment, be the fly-guy on the corporate wall. What are we picking up on the radar there, Enda? Oh, yes…

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  • Hadoop’s Revolutionary Data Warehouse

    Hadoop’s Revolutionary Data Warehouse

    Martyn Richard Jones

    Baile Átha Cliath

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    It’s Easter in Baile Átha Cliath, and thoughts naturally turn to purple-shrouded, sombre-shadowed and mystical aspects of bereavement, resurrection and bunnies.

    Which may go some way to explain why people come up to me in the street, and apropos of nothing, ask me about what is the biggest reason why Data Warehousing projects fail.

    Try as I might, I cannot convince people that the reasons I give have any validity. It’s as if the mundaneness of the stupidity involved in these failures is just too frivolous, banal and immature as to be believable or even worth listening to.

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  • Here’s a thought… A Date with Codd

    Here’s a thought… A Date with Codd

    SBMartyn Richard Jones

    Carmarthen 18th March 2017

    This is a second collection of snippets; ideas and occurrences that are aimed to provoke critical thought and engagement.

    As I stated in the first of these articles, “Most people who know me, at least in a professional capacity, will know that I am no unconditional supporter of Data Warehousing, never mind the more plague ridden swamps inhabited by Big Data, Data Lakes, Travelling IoT, Dodgy Data Science, Instant Data Scientists (just add water) and New-Age Machine Learning. So, many will not be surprised by this heterogeneous post-modern pastiche of ideas, impressions and bagatelles.”

    I have extended the original scope of these posts to include any thought on themes of strategy, data, technology, process, business and humanity. (more…)

  • Contextual Aptitude: The Next Great Thing… Again

    Contextual Aptitude: The Next Great Thing… Again

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    Martyn Jones

    Birmingham 15th March 2017

    What is Contextual Aptitude (also known as End User Intelligence)?

    For starters, it’s a rubbish term for an extra-crucial business-centric concept of gravity-defying, cosmos-rallying, mega-mega importance.

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  • Data Mart in a Box: The Next Great Thing – Placeholder only

    Data Mart in a Box: The Next Great Thing – Placeholder only

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    Please note that this is a placeholder for a piece that is currently being reviewed by an architectural and IP team. Don’t want to give away too many secrets.

    Martyn Jones

    Carmarthenshire 16th March 2017

    What is a Data Mart in a Box?

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  • Here’s a Thought… A Mere Data Bagatelle

    Here’s a Thought… A Mere Data Bagatelle

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    Most people who know me, at least in a professional capacity, will know that I am no unconditional supporter of Data Warehousing, never mind the more plague ridden swamps inhabited by Big Data, Data Lakes, Travelling IoT, Dodgy Data Science, Instant Data Scientists (just add water) and New-Age Machine Learning. So, many will not be surprised by this heterogeneous post-modern pastiche of ideas, impressions and bagatelles.

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  • Post-truth, Fake-news and Big Data

    Post-truth, Fake-news and Big Data

    Martyn Richard Jones

    Lora del Rio, 2nd February 2017

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    post-truth – ADJECTIVE – Relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief.

    fake news – a type of hoax or deliberate spread of misinformation in social media or traditional news media with the intent to mislead in order to gain financially or politically.

    Big data – a term for data sets that are so large or complex that traditional data processing applications are inadequate to deal with them.

    If we believe the presses, and who wouldn’t, we are living in an age of post-truth, fake-news and Big Data.

    Actually, none of this is new, not even the amazing volumes, varieties and velocities of boloney that surrounds the Big Data bandwagon. In fact, the big porky technique (a.k.a. the big lie) was invented when Anglo-Saxon cynicism was in its infancy.

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  • Data Supply Framework 3.0 – ETL Patterns

    Data Supply Framework 3.0 – ETL Patterns

    Martyn Richard Jones

    Mountain View, 22nd January 2015

    image3This article is the first in a series of articles that discuss aspects of the use of architectural patterns in the Cambriano Information Supply Framework 3.0

    The term architectural pattern may sound grand, misleading or daunting, but it’s really quite a simple concept. It’s like writing a function in a programming language to log in to a database, check that the connection is alive and working and report back the success of the connection request. If that function can be reused either in the same application development, in the same IT shop or in IT in general (e.g. Java code to connect and test the connection to SQL Server) then it’s well on its way to becoming an architectural pattern. Of course, there are much more sophisticated architectural patterns. But generally a pattern is a simplified and generic template for address a generally occurring problem. But as with much in architecture, less usually turns out to be more.

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  • Big Data is Bullshit – 2017

    Big Data is Bullshit – 2017

    Marty Richard Jones

    Mountain View, 19th January 2017

    “I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.” – Mel Brooks

    If you enjoy this piece or find it useful then please consider joining The Big Data Contrarians. (more…)

  • CEO BRIEFING: What Every CEO Needs to Know About Big Data

    CEO BRIEFING: What Every CEO Needs to Know About Big Data

    Martyn Richard Jones

    New York City, 18th January 2017

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    I’ll make this short, sweetish and to the point.

    These are the arguments that CEOs need to know about Big Data.

    It was written for CEOs and those who provide independent advice to CEOs.

    If you are someone who wants to be prepared for CEOs who are armed with the realities of Big Data, then maybe this is for you too. (more…)